'Can You Feel The Love Tonight'
A/N: More random SasuXSaku crack that I got the idea of when Lina linked me to the song. Please Enjoy, and Don't forget to review! This is meant to be like a parody and comical.
Summary: Sai and Naruto have become discouraged when Sakura starts to spend more time with Sasuke then she does with them. One night they go and spy on them, and Sai tells Naruto that there's love in the air and they're "trio will drop down to two." Sakura X Sasuke
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Kishimoto, and the lyrics to Can you feel the love tonight is owned by Disney.
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The wind wiped through Konoha gently as the powerful summer sun set over the distant horizon. Red, orange, and all other colors in between where up in the sky, surrounding the sun as it fell behind the Earth's distant boarders.
Flowers where tied to the stands of all the shopping carts in the shopping district of Konoha and all seemed well.
It was the perfect night to walk around the village and see if there was anything there for you to buy for yourself or a lover. The village of Konoha was alive with lights, love, and the sweet fragrance of wisteria.
Together, was walking two ninja that had not seen one another in close to three years.
Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura.
They were walking side by side and both of them kept smiling at one another happily.
The sudden cause of Sasuke's happiness was unknown but perhaps it had something to do with the fact that one of his lifelong goals had been completed.
Sasuke had finally gotten revenge and killed off Uchiha Itachi, revenging his clan and getting something he had wished for all his life.
He had returned to Konoha not to long afterward and he was pending restoration on team seven. He had been completely welcomed back by Sakura, and Naruto.
At least that was until the rivalry had returned and Sai made Naruto realize how strong Sasuke was. He killed off one of the Sannin and his own brother. Both of which meant something to him and where tied to him.
His brother through family ties.
And Orochimaru through a student/sensei relations.
Sakura was so happy to have her one true love back in Konoha she did nothing to protect her self around him. She felt no reason to. She trusted him now.
He was the same old Sasuke from before. Sure he was taller than her. Sure he had an open shirt that revealed his abs, and she had to admit he was so much more manly and attractive, but he was her friend then, and he had to be her friend now.
Despite the warning from Sai and Naruto, Sakura trusted Sasuke will all her heart and soul.
Sasuke smiled at Sakura as they walked through the shopping district of Konoha. Wisteria was blooming everywhere and the smell was to die for, it made Sasuke glad he was back in Konoha. It wasn't like this in Oto (Sound). Nothing was ever as perfect as it was in Konoha in any other village, and as much as Sasuke didn't want to admit it, it was better in Konoha.
Sai groaned and crossed his arm as they hid behind a shop in Konoha's shopping district. He peaked around a corner to see Sasuke smiling at Sakura as they walked, their elbows almost touching. His eyes narrowed in annoyance.
"I'm telling you Naruto... This stinks!" he said looking over at him.
Naruto was still watching Sakura and it took him a minute or so to respond to Sai's declaration.
"It wasn't me this time I swear!" He said in defense of himself, knowing he didn't fart this time.
Naruto turned back to Sakura and Sai hit him off the head with his hand.
"Not you, baka! Them!" He said, holding his arms out towards Sasuke and Sakura as it to make it blindly obvious to his dim-witted friend beside him.
'Sai continued on his annoyed rant, "Him... Her... ALONE!" he said, acting as if he was on broad way; using his hands, swinging them around himself, making it so he was holding his waist.
"I can see what's happening..." Sai said flatly, letting his arms fall to his sides. His eyes narrowed and he seemed annoyed once more.
"What?" Naruto asked looking at him a bit confused.
"And they don't have a clue!" Sai continued, ass if he had been ignoring Naruto the entire time.
"WHO!?" Naruto asked, wanting an answer to what he was questioning. Sai was a bit off sometimes and seemed to forget how to act as a team. Naruto needed him to elaborate on what he was talking about.
"They'll fall in love..." He started, touching Naruto's chest with the back of his arm while pointing at Sasuke and Sakura once more.
"And our trio's down to two." Sai held up three fingers and then dropped one as he said two.
Naruto sighed and finally understood what his newest teammate was saying. He looked over at Sasuke and Sakura once more and then looked back at Sai.
Sai started to imitate a french accent and spoke in a dull unzestful romantic tone.
"The sweet caress of twilight!" He said in the same tone was before, while moving his hands up into their air, calling Naruto's attention to the setting sun and the beautiful red oranges and yellows of the sunset.
"There's magic in the air!" He spoke as if he had just changed into an actor dancing across a stage.
"And with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air!" he sang, looking over at Naruto his arms up by his face, fingers intertwined. He was betting his eye lashes and looked absolutely ridiculous.
Sasuke walked a bit closer to Sakura as they stopped by a small showy fountain in which the wisteria grew more than anything else. It dropped down and it was mixed with small pink sakura flowers from the small bonsai tree that was close to it. Water lilies floated in the water with lit candles and Sasuke picked dup one of the lilies and placed it in Sakura's short pink hair and smiled at her.
His affection needed no words and all Sakura did was smile at him and reach up to fix the flower in her hair. She closed her eyes as she looked over at Sasuke who was looking around the village. It had changed a lot since he was last here. They had added two shopping districts, more housing and so many more people lived there now.
Sakura smiled at him and walked over to him and rested her hand on his shoulder. He looked at her and then started to walk with her once more. His sword was in his purple belt behind which also held his kunai pouch. Not that he needed it in conjunction with his sword, but it was why not have it?
As they continued to walk through the village Sakura looked over at him and was debating on what to say to him.
"Sasuke-kun?" She asked smiling slightly. He was being so sweet, so romantic. It made Sakura think there was something wrong with him or that Orochimaru had taught him something.
Maybe... Sasuke leaving with the snake freak wasn't such a bad thing? Sakura thought.
"What is it?" He asked, looking down at her slightly. SAsuke was instantly in a good mood when he was the happiness in her beautiful emerald eyes.
She looked up at him and couldn't help but close her eyes and smile wider as he asked her what she wanted. She loved him so much, and perhaps he was starting to love her back?
Sure it had taken him a while... But if Sasuke was starting to love her, Sakura had finally succeeded and Sasuke was hers!
"Nothing Sasuke-kun." She said, taking hold of his arm and holding onto it with both of hers.
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world for once in perfect harmony
With all its living things...
Sasuke looked at Sakura and then sighed slightly. What could he do? She for some reason meant so much to him now... Was it because of Itachi's death?
Could it be because of Itachi?
His mind went back tot he final part of this fight with his elder brother.
Flashback
Sasuke had his sword drawn, looking at the exhausted rouge-nin before him. Sasuke ran forward and tried to stab him, but Itachi saw through it with sharingan and tried to trap Sasuke in yet another genjutsu. Sasuke dropped his sword as he slid, countering the illusion with his own sharingan. Their red eyes glared into one another for a while until Sasuke ran at him, punching him.
Itachi groaned and then hit Sasuke back. They grabbed one another's arms and tried to push one another back and forth. Sasuke let Itachi push him back, he then hit his foot down on his sword, caught it and then stabbed Itachi through the chest.
Itachi looked shocked as Sasuke pulled the blade from his chest and smirked down at him. "I win foolish older brother..." he mocked as Itachi fell to his knees in pain. His red eyes turned black and slowly closed as he fell to the ground, his blood seeping from his body, too exhausted to move.
End Flashback.
His two goals for his life was to kill Itachi, and he had just checked that one off the list.
The second was to... Restore the Uchiha clan.
Well.. Sakura was very attractive now, and she meant everything to him for some reason he wasn't too sure of. And even more important she still loved him and well– wait... He didn't love Sakura! Right...?
Sasuke's thoughts started to slip away as they walked through Konoha. All about why he left and what she thought of it.
Sasuke looked up at Sakura and shook his head. What could he say to her now?
So many things to tell her.. he thought, watching Sakura smile as her hands touched the water of the fountain. He smiled at her and then looked at her hand. She was so sweet, so beautiful. She was like the tree she was named after. Strong, powerful, beautiful, the essence of beauty in Japan and what drove him crazy, she was in full blossom!
Not that he didn't like her at every other time, but... well.. She seemed so much more attractive now then she ever had. She was well dressed, her cloths hugged her curves in all the right places and she seemed just... So perfect. So beautiful. So Sakura...
But how to make her see... He thought closing his eyes. Telling her why he went to Oto, how could he do that? Just up and start a conversation. Sorry I left you Sakura! But vengeance was so much more important I just had to leave you to kill my brother because he was a jerk.
Orochimaru offered me power, strength, jutsu, immortality and a way to kill him so I hopped on the chance, and went right on over there, trained as hard as I could to kill my brother!I know that we had something once and everything. Yeah we were on the same team, we held hands, we almost kissed. We had a lot in our future...
The truth about my past, Sasuke went over in his head how she begged him to stay. He had fought with the sound five and was beaten humiliatingly.He went with them to gain the strength they had to beat Itachi and finally get something he had been trying to reach in Konoha but was failing all on his own. Orochimaru had the power Sasuke needed and was willing to teach it all to him.
Orochimaru offered to teach Sasuke to fight. He walked him to come to Oto and learned. Sure all he wanted was the body of an Uchiha, but all Sasuke had to do was watch his back, play his cards right and make sure Orochimaru never had the chance to take over his body. And he did, and all that helped Sasuke kill him.
Impossible! He sighedand then looked up at her as she took his hand and held onto it like the way a girl would bashfully hold her boyfriends hand. He remembered how he left, telling her he had to go, how he didn't care what she did, the fact that she meant nothing to him. Him appearing behind her, knocking her out, letting her fall helplessly to the ground... He didn't deserve her after how much he had hurt her in the passed. He didn't think that he did.
He opened his eyes once he remembered what he had done to her and when he ran off. He really didn't deserve her after all he had done, but now... She meant everything to him. He wanted her more than anything!
She'd turn away from me... He turned away from her and looked up at the sunset, not knowing what he could do. He couldn't lead her on. But.. He cared for her so much. She meant so much to him now. He had no idea why but he never wanted to leave her side. His dark eyes looked towards her and then saw the smile on her face as she looked up at the sky.
It was a beautiful night. The sun was setting, the colors in the sky were perfect. It was a truly a night that come around once in a life time. He couldn't help but smile and then look at Sakura once more..
He's holding back... Sakura thought as she moved towards him slightly. He was looking away from her and he didn't seem to want to look at her. He was being so sweet and romantic a few minutes ago.. What happened? Did she do something wrong?
She didn't know what to say to him now. Something was wrong with him and she knew it. And even more important. She HAD to know what it was. Did he not really kill Itachi? Was he scared?Of hurt her again maybe? Oh Sasuke-kun you're so sweet!
He's hiding... She sighed as thy started to walk once more. He seemed so unhappy. So, Sasuke like. She didn't want him to be like this. She wanted him to be happy. She wanted him to be happy. She wanted him to be with her and only her
She sighed and closed her eyes. Something was definitely wrong with him. She wanted to ask, but she didn't know if he'd get mad, push her away or storm off. She bit her lip nervously... Should she ask him?
But what...? She kept asking herself that. What was he holding back? What did he not want to tell her? She had NO idea and that was the problem. She looking over at him to see he was looking at her. She smiled at him and his eyes averted from her. She continued smiling.
He did care about her! CHA! She thought as Inner Sakura popped up and started to dance in her dead. "GO Sakura! Sasuke is as good as ours, take that Ino-pig!" She thought to herself, knowing that Ino was still after him as well.
I can't decide... She wanted to know what the hell was wrong! She suppressed Inner sakura into shutting up and then took his hand as they walked. He closed his hand around hers and a smile came to her face. He did care more than anything. She could sense it.
As they held hands as they walked through the village Sakura felt relaxed, soothed, and happy. He was in love with her. And she returned all his feelings and so much more. She wanted him to know that, but now, she wanted him to say something. Confess up to his own feelings for her.
Why won't he be the man I know he is? Sakura started to remember how strong he was. The ninja that's he had seen fight Naruto the last time they had meet outside the village while searching fo him to being him back. He was powerful, swift, quick, and amazing with a sword.
Sakura wondered why he had started to use a sword. He was already strong enough, but everyone had their weapon or skill of choice. Sakura had the strength Tsunade had taught her. Naruto had the powers Jiraiyah had taught him, and Sasuke had his sword and what Orochimaru had taught him. Which must have been a lot because Sasuke killed Itachi and she heard he took out Deidara as well...
The man I see inside? Sakura knew how strong he was and knew that he had nothing against her. She knew he loved her or he wouldn't be this sweet. She just wanted him to make the first move. You know, a kiss on the cheek. A 'You mean everything to me' or perhaps an 'I love you'?
She continued to smile as she swung their hands slightly. She looked over at his eyes once more and then laughed to herself. He was so sweet. He was leaning her to the green house part of the village where Ino's family grew mot of their flowers. The village and it's tourists where allowed to tour it freely as long as they didn't steal any flowers.
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Hand in hand, Sasuke and Sakura walked into the garden together. They were silent for several minutes until they entered the part where the Sakura tree was.
Sakura walked over to it and smiled. She touched some of the petals of the sweet cherry blossom tree and then turned to Sasuke and smiled as sweetly as she could.
He smiled back at her, only to move closer and then touch her cheek. He laughed and then turned away form her slightly. He leaned towards her again.
Sakura looked up at him lovingly and with admiration. Was he going to do what she wanted him. Was he going to.. Kiss her!?
Sasuke leaned towards her more and then kissed her cheek, and muttered into her ear. "You mean everything to me..."
Sakura blushed a scarlet color, similar to Hinata whenever Naruto was around and then smiled up at him and wrapped her arms around him, pressing their bodies together in a tight embrace. She looked up at him and then closed her eyes.
Their bodies fit perfectly against once another as they hugged and Sakura had never before felt the way she did now. She felt at peace, her heart soared, her face was lit up with a scarlet blush. She had a big smile on her face and she kissed Sasuke's check in return.
She looked into his dark eyes and he in return looked into her emerald eyes with a smile. He put his hand on her cheek and then looked up at the flower he had put in her hair. He touched it's petals and then touched her soft lips which reminded him of the flower.
Sakura's blush increased and leaned up towards him and he leaned down to kiss her lips gently.
Sakura's head started spinning and she wrapped her arms around Sasuke's neck and she leaned up into his kiss, smiling to herself. She was still blushing, but not as vibrantly. Her arms wrapped around Sasuke's neck.
Sasuke smiled into the kiss as well. She meant a lot to her, and he never wanted to let her go. His arms had made their way around her waist as the two of them kissed under the wisteria in the beautiful green house gardens of Konoha.
Can you feel the love tonight?You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
Sai and Naruto were watching them from around the corner and then sighed. Sai looked at Naruto and then where Sasuke and Sakura where. What could they do now? They where pretty much together even though it had never been verbalized.
Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura where now "dating"... What would team seven do now that Sakura was dating another guy?
Sure Naruto and Sai had started off with their differences, but they where now on a team and they had to get along and they had put aside their differences and become really got friends, and even better fighters when they where in a team with one another.
Sakura had become the same way with them and they both sighed in unison. They both wanted Sakura back and not with Sasuke.
Naruto missed Sasuke, and Sai never really knew him and didn't like him, but... They didn't want Sai to be removed from Team Seven. And Naruto especially didn't want to be alone with Sakura and Sasuke while out on a mission. They would be all kissy kissy goo goo ga ga over one another.
Sai slid down the cart's side wall and closed his eyes, thinking about what to say next. He got annoyed and then looked over at Naruto and said the first thing that came to mind, playing on the parody he started in the beginning as Sakura and Sasuke walked off.
"And if she feels the love tonight..." Sai said in a sing-song tone.
Naruto turned his attention back to Sai and away form Sakura and then sighed. He agreed with Sai. He didn't want Sakura to go off with Sasuke. Sasuke was on the original Team Seven, but he never liked Sakura then, right? He had always pushed her away.
"It can be assumed..." Sai continued, putting a hand on Naruto's shoulder and gripping it slightly, shaking him in a friendly way, showing him he cared about Team Seven.
Naruto instead responded in the same tone as Sai, depressed and a bit song-like. "Her every day with us are history..." He looked at Sai and then they both looked at one another, standing up.
Then in unison both started to talk louder then before. "In short, our pal is doomed!" They continued the double O note for a quarter of a minute before hugging one another and crying.
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A/N: It was funny as hell when I wrote it and I just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoyed! Don't forget to review!
OH! And This fanfic will be put into installments of varies Disney songs. ALL Sakura/Sasuke!