WARRIORS DEATHS EPISODE ONE
Jayfeather walks on to stage glaring around.
"Why am I here?" he asks Yellowfang who stands in the middle sipping some coffee.
"So we can kill you," she says evilly rubbing her paws together. Jayfeather smirks.
"Whatever," he said rolling his eyes.
"Yes, whatever." Yellowfang cackled, she pulled Jayfeather into the middle of the stage.
"Today we have Jayfeather with us, we are going to force him to run a death course," she said gesturing to a very deadly course in the background that everyone in the crowd had been staring at.
"Okay before we start we will give Jayfeather a choice out of three tools, only one will be useful, hehe," Yellowfang said producing three objects.
"YELLOWFANG I'M BLIND!" Jayfeather screamed.
"I know that! It will make it funnier!" she said pushing the objects toward Jayfeather. He pawed at them before choosing a feather, leaving a ninja sword and a key.
"This feels promising!" Jayfeather said, Yellowfang just gapped.
"You know what that is right?" she asked, he nodded.
"A lava gun," he said confidently, Yellowfang nodded.
"Righhht…"
"When are we starting?"
"Now," Yellowfang pushed a button and Jayfeatherdisappearedd and reappeared at the start of the death course.
"Okay, is this gonna kill me?" he asked about to press a button reading instant death, Yellowfang grinned.
"uh nooooo…"
"It's totally gonna kill me."
"What?! No, maybe, yes." Yellowfang watched Jayfeather walk past the button and straight into her alligator trap.
Jayfeather tripped on a string, an alligator shot out of someplace and into the air, Jayfeather launched himself into the air to meet the alligator revealing his own tool, stick smashed into the beasts head, he immediately flopped onto the ground, dead.
"Wwwwwhhhhaaattttttt?" Yellowfang started crying, "that alligator was my friend!"
"It was him or me. And it was him," said Jayfeather stepping over the body, stick in hand.
Yellowfang glared at him gaze fill of hatred.
"Foxleap put him in the hardest part of the course we've got," she said into a walky-talky.
"Yes ma'am," he replied from a both overlooking the course, he pushed a button.
Jayfeather was teleported to another part of the course, in here awaited a half staved Lionblaze, he was hypnotized to kill by the best hipno in the land, Brokenstar.
"Yo bro." Jayfeather said smelling his brother.
"Kill..kill..pack...pack" Lionblaze whispered to himself.
"Dude calm down." Jayfeather said rolling his eyes, "don't make me use my lava gun on you."
"Me not kill, for a doughnut," Lionblaze whispered to himself.
"Yesh, easy." Jayfeather passed Lionblaze a doughnut, LIonblaze ate the doughnut in one bite.
"You may pass," Lionblaze mumbled through a mouthful of food.
"Cool bra." Jayfeather said fist bumping Lionblaze as he walked past.
"You call that HARD!?" Yellowfang screamed at Foxleap, he winced holding the walky-talky an arm's length away from his ear.
"Uh no… sir," he muttered and hit another button.
Jayfeather once again was teleported to another part of the course.
"This is easy," he muttered, just as a killer bunny appeared in front of him, of course, he couldn't see it. Yellowfang cackled madly.
"I smell killer bunny." Jayfeather said sniffing the air, he padded forward and started giving the bunny a massage. Yellowfang clapped a paw to her head.
"You are horrible at this Foxleap," she muttered under her breath, Foxleap rapidly searched for a harder level.
"Found a hard one!" he said with glee pushing it. Jayfeather was teleported again, to a cave. A giant stood in front of him. Jayfeather tightened his grip on Stick, and used her to feel his way over to the giant, he poked stick on the giant's toe, the toe wiggled than snapped the twig in half.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jayfeather screamed, he wiped away his tears and glared at the giant.
"You will pay for this." Jayfeather shouted pulling out his feather, he aimed, and shot lava everywhere while screaming;
"THIS IS SPARTA!" the giant died. Everyone stared at the feather *cough* lava gun disguised as a feather. Jayfeather's laughed than realized he'd flooded the place with lava.
Yellowfang smiled as Jayfeather screams filled the air.
"That's what happens when you kill my pet alligator fuzzy," she whispered.
Thanks for reading, comment what cat you want to die next.