Diet Coke and Mentos ( EPIC FAIL) And I can do a Spin Dash
Mario are you sure we should be doing this? Yuichiro asked. I'm sure it's fine. Okay. As Yuichiro put the Mentos into the Diet thing almost exploded in his face. What's going on? Mario chuckled to himself. In the background the senshi were watching the whole thing. Except Rei and Eudial who were fighting as usual. Yuichiro closed the lid. Hyah wait, Hyah!. You missed the top. All of a sudden the soda bottle hits Mario square in the face! Oh God! Everybody hears the thud. Eudial and Rei turned around. Ow... ow. Mario? are you ok? are you ok. The sailor senshi which is Usagi, Makoto, Minako and Ami ran over there. Even Rei and Eudial ran over. All they see is Mario grabbing his face in pain. Let me see your face mario Ami said. NO Fucking way! They see his scouter on the floor broken in two. Usagi starts to pull on his arms. GOD Damn it Usagi! Stop! The senshi see the trickle of blood going down mario's face and alot too. His head is bleeding! Ami said. Mario immediately passed out from the blood loss. Mario, speak to me. Usagi said. God damn it! Mario get the fuck up! 2 hours later... Augh my face. what happened.. oh that's right! Gets up.. So are you sure mario is fine. I'm perfectly fine why? Well you got glass in your eye and got pwned by a soda bottle. Hey mario, Hey Usagi. Oh isn't great to be friends. i know we're side kicks. Mario bursts out laughing. you're the only sidekick here. Fuck you. So sonic generations is coming out. I know it's going back to the classic routes perfect i can't wait. yea i know. Alot better then sonic 4. yeah that game was just eehhh. yea and i wasn't in it. so i'm really sure im going to be in generations. so i mean i have to be in it. yea maybe, maybe. i'll probably in it right? Don't look at me. Wait classic you is your sidekick in that. Well where the hell do I go? I wouldn't call you a sidekick, i'd call you a casual gamer friendly character thing. what? I can go through all the levels just as easily as you can. Infact i can find shortcuts because i got powers and i can fly. yea but everyone would agree that it's just really not playing the game if you're skipping the stage by flying around. i mean you just tap the a button and you're done. well it's not like im flying forever you know. After a while i start getting tired and i start going down . Yea but then you land. Everybody is watching their conversation. Yea the whole experience just hold the right button and just jump every occasional or duck so you don't get hurt. First of all, Are you fucking stupid. When do you duck in a sonic game? Are you kidding me? Clearly. In the sonic genesis games there are parts where you have to go through tubes which like take. that's called the spindash. no it's not a spindash you have to duck down. that is called the spindash. that's still a duck. I CAN DO A SPINDASH TOO! CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I CAN DO A SPINDASH! NO YOU CAN'T! I CAN DO A! CLEARLY YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB! YOU CAN ONLY COLLECT SIX CHAOS EMERALDS IN THE FIRST GAME! YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FIRST GAME! YOU'RE SO GAY! All the sailor scouts were shocked to hear this argument. Hey usagi SHUT UP! Fuck you.
Everybody this is my first story so take it easy on me.