Hello!
Hello, Internet people! I am the Doctor! I go around saving universes and doing lots of cool things! And if you need saving, which, granted, most people do, just ask me!
- The Doctor
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Doctor, cut back on the exclamation marks. -Amy
What? Amy? How'd you get my password?
To be honest, it was rather easy to guess. -Rory
Is not!
Doctor, we know you. -Amy
But- my password's in Gallifreyan!
The TARDIS may have helped us. . . :D Your time machine is sometimes way more helpful than you are. -Amy
What's that? That thing with the capital d and the colon?
AMY! DON'T TELL HIM! -Rory
What's wrong with telling him? It's just an emoticon. Doctor, if you look at it sideways, it's a face, see? -Amy
Ooh. . . This opens up new possibilities. :)
Oh, God, it's already started. -Rory
But why hasn't it got a nose?
Amy?
Rory?
Hello?
Well, I Don't Know What to Call this Post. . . Susan was always good at coming up with names- oh, dear, I have to capitalize all that.
Seriously? These two posts got 1,000 pageviews but no comments or anything? I thought the Internet would be more. . . interactive and fun instead of. . . stuck in a net. :(
-The Doctor
Comments: (5)
It would help if you told us your name.
- Rose Tyler, 10:00 A.M.
Rose?
Rose, is that really- Rose Tyler, with a mum who slaps people a lot and gets all shouty and unhappy whenever I accidentally put you in danger?
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
Oi! My mum isn't all that "shouty", thank you very much. Who the hell are you? How do you know all this? I've never even met you before!
-Rose Tyler, 1: 38 P.M.
The Doctor. Just 'The Doctor".
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
Oh. . . you haven't met me yet. . . That clears it all up.
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
Right, Let Me Just Clear This Up. . .
I'm the Doctor. Just "The Doctor". I'm not about to tell you my name, and there's a perfectly good reason for that, because nobody knows my name.
Well, except my wife.
It's timey-wimey, so I can't be sure.
Anyway, I'm a Time Lord from Gallifrey, and I travel the universe in a TARDIS- up and downy stuff in a big blue box- and I meet other people. And get into lots of trouble.
And save people.
And, maybe, just occasionally commit genocide.
So if you have a planet that needs saving, or even just a city, just contact me. :D
Comments: (7)
You must be some deranged lunatic or something.
-Anonymous
I am not! Everything I just typed was true!
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
Time travel is impossible. And you just said that you've committed genocide! Obviously, you're a madman.
-Anonymous
Oi! Don't insult the Doctor! I'll have you know, my husband is a Roman Centurion. Time travel IS possible.
-Amy Pond, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
Um, Amy, that's kind of a secret. . .
-Rory Williams, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
You're all crazy! I don't even know why I'm reading this blog, it's weirdly compelling. Spaceman, you're really a madman.
-Donna Temple-Noble, 8:00 P.M.
DONNA! GET OFF THIS SITE NOW!
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
. . .Honestly, I AM Rubbish With Names.
I might have to close this site down. It's too dangerous.
Danger-ous.
Weird word.
Humans are weird, too. Well, not weird. Humany-wumany.
-The Doctor
Comments: (3)
DOCTOR. YOU WILL BE DELETED.
-The Cyber-Leader
See, that's just what I meant when I said "too dangerous."
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
And Silence will fall. . .
-The Silence
Yes, silence will fall, this blog will be silent- wait, who was I talking to?
-The Doctor, [Error 31415- Time Zone Unknown]
The Doctor closed his laptop. "I hate the Internet," he announced to. . . well, there was nobody else in the room, really.
The TARDIS whirred, as though to say, "I told you so."
"It's full of lunatics." He glared at the laptop balefully.
Amy walked in, bearing two cups of tea. "What is? The TARDIS?"
The Doctor spluttered. "The TARDIS is not full of lunatics! You- you, Amelia Pond, are not a lunatic."
Amy handed a cup to the Doctor, smirking. "I think I must be, to have come along with you."
The Doctor pouted and sipped at his tea. "I was talking about the Internet."
"Right. Did you close down the blog, like Rory said?"
The Doctor sighed. "Yes, 'Mum'."
Amy rolled her eyes. "You shouldn't take the Internet seriously. People on there can be really mean for no reason."
"But it started out as something serious! Very serious! And now it's full of. . . cat videos."
"Exactly. You can't take something filled with cat videos seriously."
The Doctor looked mournfully at the laptop. "Though. . . it was fun while it lasted."
The TARDIS hummed in annoyance.
The laptop sparked and died.
The Doctor sighed. "You could never handle competition, old girl, eh?" He looked up at the ceiling.
Amy giggled into her tea.
This is just a little thing I thought of because I was really bored. XD The Doctor and the Internet, oh, the horror!
I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it!