(Lets try this again shall we?)
IMPORTANT!So here's the deal. The "sugar" is all the fluff you will be drowning in (trust me it will be hard to miss). But here's the fun part. The name of the chapter is a hint to the "spice" or surprise waiting in each chapter. It doesn't take much to figure it out and can be in any part of the chapter.
This chapter is entirely dedicated to Raewyn and Ericulf of DeviantArt(dot)com. There beautiful fanart is what inspired this chapter and if you want a little taste of what I am trying so desperately to show you the beauty of I strongly recommend you visit the site. There isn't much fanart this beautifully done on this side of the world.
http:www.deviantart.com.view/4557520/
Or just go to the DeviantArt website and look up Ericulf. The title of the art is:
OC collab - Kakashi x Iruka
Not so important:
I don't own Naruto. If I did, I wouldn't have to study for my Japanese final. I don't own Ericulf's work. She has been notified of the posting of this fic and has given me her blessings. (Assuming she is a she, he is a she? It? … I am such a sad person.) I also don't own Slinkies. Yeah…
Rating: R (I erased all of the yummy parts because my last account got deleted.)
Paring: KakaIru with slight NaruSasu.
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Chapter 1: AuIruka awoke to the sound of birds singing, and judging from the sun it had to have been at least noon. He opened his eyes to find himself in an unfamiliar place before the memories of the previous night came back to him. He was at a hot spring with his lover Kakashi. Kakashi, the heat rose in his cheeks as he replayed the events of the previous night. The heat and passion as their bodies entwined and moved together in a perfect harmony. It had been their first time together. It had been his first time. It had been amazing. Something that in his entire lifetime he was sure he could never regret; no matter how angry Kakashi made him.
Kakashi, he sighed at the name and felt a fluttering in his stomach. Where was Kakashi anyway? Looking around he found his new lover sitting at the door of the entryway that lead to their own private hot spring. He watched the man for a moment admiring him as he read his usual book in a peaceful silence. Kakashi was wearing the robe that the spa had provided, one side of the robe draping lazily off his shoulder to expose the pale and almost glowing flesh. The steam of the hot spring reflected the sunlight to give the scene an almost divine quality. It was quite a surprise to find the man under the mask had been so beautiful. Iruka reached over for his robe and shifted so that he could prop himself up on his elbows. The sudden ache in his muscles told him his body was a bit sore from the previous night's excursions. He ignored the ache and dressed silently as he got into a more comfortable position to get a better picture of the heavenly view before him.
Kakashi noticing the movement turned from his book to smile at the cute picture before him. Iruka was lying on his stomach with his hands on his chin smiling sweetly at him. His hair was down and framed his face making him look much younger then usual. Correction, it made him look his age for a change, rather then the worried expression that the man had been so fond of. "So your awake. Sleep well?"
Iruka responded with a wider grin, "Yep, just admiring the view."
There was a faint blush on his cheeks as he scratched the back of his head with a timid chuckle, "I take it that you're feeling alright then?"
"Just a little sore, nothing to worry about." Iruka said as he continued to smile as a slight blush crept into his face as well. He couldn't help it, he was happy, and to top it off it was nice to be the one making the other bush for a change.
Kakashi nodded and gestured to a tray beside their futon. "I brought you some breakfast."
"Thank you." He replied simply, slightly embarrassed for some reason, he wasn't really sure how he should act. Iruka reached for a glass of juice and drank it down without hesitation; it was wonderfully fresh. Noticing another glass full to the halfway point and a bite taken out of one of the breakfast foods, he turned to Kakashi and asked sheepishly, "Have you eaten yet?"
Kakashi shook his head with another chuckle as Iruka got up and brought the tray over to him. They ate the light breakfast in silence, just enjoying each other's company and the view. They could hear the low sound of the voices of the other guests, mostly female, since men tended to not like to interact with one another while in the bathing process. Iruka gave Kakashi a silent plea to ask for a sip of his remaining juice and Kakashi happily complied.
After they finished Kakashi cleaned up the mess a bit as Iruka went to the restroom. Kakashi winced as he noted the slight limp in he other's step, and silently promised to make up for it.
When he returned he found Kakashi standing in front of the hot spring naked as he day he was born. Iruka blushed at the view of his lover's backside; it was not the view he had seen last night. And what a view it was.
"Kakashi." he called, he blushed harder when Kakashi turned to show him his front, "Don't you have to wait an thirty minutes after you've eaten?"
Kakashi sighed to find his lover looking away slightly, and sighed even heavier to see that the man had tied his hair back up. He then smiled at the notion that the previous night had not rid the man of the innocence that he had grown to love. He made his way towards the dolphin, purposely putting an extra bounce in his step to better strut his stuff.
The wolfish grin on Kakashi's face gave Iruka another flutter in his stomach in a hopeful anticipation, but also made him worry for some reason. He was just not used to being looked at like an appetizer. Iruka turned away and looked around desperately for a distraction. He found it in the form of their unmade bed, silently cursing his lack of courage when it came to initiating something sexual. Kneeling down the dolphin fidgeted furiously with the covers as he made the bed, but was stopped by a pair of warm arms that wrapped around his shoulders and pulled him back into a hug. Iruka now finding himself with his back to Kakashi's naked body and Kakashi's legs placed on either side of him blushed even harder.
"You're right," Kakashi said in a deep husky voice, "but that only really applies to people who are going to swim in the water. And I don't plan on swimming." Iruka shivered as he felt Kakashi's hands slide the robe off his shoulders and kiss the exposed flesh tenderly. "Come on, I want to give you a bath." Iruka turned away uncertainly, he didn't really like the idea of being put in such a vulnerable position, but if that's what turned Kakashi on then his pride could easily be pushed to the side. He nodded as he felt one of Kakashi' bolder hands travel further south. Kakashi smiled and took out the band that kept the man's hair up before he lay him down on the futon and straddled his hips. He undressed him carefully as if he were a child and lay above him his arms on either side of his head, looking down to admire his work before leaning in to kiss him passionately and possessively.
Iruka melted into the kiss and barely noticed when Kakashi's weight lifted off of him until the kiss broke. Still slightly dazed he allowed the scarecrow to lift him up and carry him to the spring.
Kakashi treaded cautiously over the slippery stones at the bottom, making his way to a stone next to the bathing supplies. Sitting down on the mossy bottom, he positioned Iruka so that the man could sit on his lap to face him. Iruka said nothing as Kakashi bathed his body and washed his hair. Relaxing into the touch, Iruka could have fallen asleep under the gentle touches and the messaging fingers in his hair. Strong arms moved down his back in a gesture to trust him, as he allowed Kakashi to dip him back so that the water would rinse away the strawberry scented shampoo and then brought him back to pour water from a small bowl to wash out the rest.
"You're so beautiful." He said simply and watched the blush spread across the scar over lover nose.
"Not really. I'm plain compared to you." He said truthfully.
"No, you're gorgeous." The slight awe in his voice made Iruka blush redder against his warm tan skin. Droplets of water sensually making their way down his high cheekbones down to his neck and chest. Kakashi watched in fascination as one of the droplets neared the edge of the water. Before it could reach, he darted out his tongue to lick the trail of the bold little droplet, his hot tongue moving from Iruka's chest in a straight unbroken line to up his neck and then to his cheek eliciting a quiet whimper from him. In the slightly awkward moment that followed, their eyes met in a loving gaze that expressed those three simple words that would give their relationship a whole new meaning. Although to Kakashi, the term felt like it almost belittled what he felt for the man. What they shared had to be stronger than what Icha Icha Paradise called love. Kakashi had yet to find the right words to describe it.
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They lay still for a few minutes basking in the afterglow and clinging to each other. Iruka winced at the pain. He was defiantly going to ask to be seme next time. He was shaken from his thoughts when he felt himself lifted from the water. Wrapping his arms around Kakashi's neck, he kissed him softly on the cheek before they made their way back to their room.
Halfway there, Kakashi stopped and froze. He was about to turn around when his lover got his attention. "What's wrong?" Iruka asked concerned. "Did you get a cramp?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah a cramp." Kakashi answered trying to sound believable. Iruka gave him a teacher's look that said he wasn't buying it. "It was nothing." He said in his defense, " I just thought I heard something is all." Smiling at his lover he continued to walk to their room. He'd been almost furious at first, but letting Iruka know did not see like a good idea. Hmm, he thought to himself, maybe having an audience is not too kinky for me after all.
Iruka only nodded skeptically.
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In the women's bath:
Tenten: #whispering while looking through a hole in fence# "Oh man! We missed everything!"
Ino: "Come on I want to see!"
Sakura: "Shh, I think he heard us."
Ino: "Shut up forehead girl or he will hear us."
Sakura: "Damn! So close! We almost saw his face."
Hinata: "Ano? Should we be doing this? I.I.Iruka-sensei wouldn't like this."
Kurenai: "Your right Hinata, what you're doing is wrong."
Anko: #looking through a different hole# "Damn he's got such a sweet ass."
Girls: "Where did YOU two come from!?"
Anko: "We were here the whole time. You girls shouldn't spy on people."
Kurenai: #blushes#
Girls: "..."
Tenten: "What were the two of you doing this whole time?"
Anko: "Obviously not getting caught."
Gilrs: #fearing for their lives#
Anko: "Relax, if he was going to kill you, you would already be dead."
Girls: #sigh in relief#
Anko: "Now on to more important matters." #pulls out a high definition DVD recorder# "The proper way to spy and not get caught is to not do it yourselves."
Kurenai: #blushes redder and groans from an on coming migraine#
Anko: "Now, who wants one? I haven't seen it yet, but with all the noise they made I can almost guarantee you satisfaction. I got off just listening to them. I mean did you hear Iruka. #Sounds like she's had a lot of practice faking it# 'OH KAKASHI HARDER! FUCK ME HARDER!'
Girls: #Blushing like there's no tomorrow#
Somewhere Far Away: #Orochimaru sneezes#
Anko: It'll be 50,000 yen each, and you must be at least 18 or older to view. You're all obviously not over the age of 18, but I trust you'll wait till then. The copies will be distributed in the order that they were purchased. So Kurenai here will get the first. So, cash or cash?"
Tsunade: "Do you take check?"
Sarutobi: #turns over in his grave#
Anko: #turns around# "Sorry Hokage-sama, not from you."
Tsunade: #hurt# "What? I order you to give me one, for free!"
Girls and Kurenai: "This is so wrong." #try to sneak away#
DVD: #disappears into thin air#
Tsunade: "You lost it!"
Anko: "NO!! What the fuck happened! It can't be!"
Kakashi: "No actually it can be." #fully clothed#
Females: #Scream# "Get away you pervert! We're naked!"
Kakashi: "Who's a pervert?"
Females: "Ahhhh!!!" #run screaming#
Kakashi: "An eye for an eye. An eyeful anyway." #looks down at DVD# "I think I just found a reason to buy one of those stupid portable DVD players," #grins# "wonder if Ruka wants a copy?"
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Men's Bath:
Men: #Silent and still as death# (they didn't dare to look)
Genma: "Didn't think the women in this village got horny at all."
Asuma: "Anyone else need a cigarette?"
Ebisu: "I'm just glad we sent the children home."
Gai: "Why didn't any of us leave?"
Men: "…"
Genma: "Because even though we don't show it, we're just as hard up for it as the women seem to be."
Asuma: "Probably more so."
Men: #nod in silent agreement#
Ibiki: #psychoanalyzing# "Who are you idiots kidding. You're all just making small talk because your waiting for you're hard-ons to go down. And that's taking long because you were imagining Iruka-kun calling out your names instead of Kakashi's. Your all about as straight as a box of Slinkies"
Kakashi: "To bad huh? And you can't even buy the DVD from Anko. It's just so sad. I bet it would have sounded even better on surround sound."
Men: #Silent and still as death#
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Ichiraku's:
Naruto: "I wonder why the adults made us leave." #Slurps ramen# "I thought I heard Iruka sensei's voice. I wanted to say hi."
Other boys: #Silent and still as death# (not looking at each other)
Kiba: "Sorry guys." #Stands# "But I have to go get off." #Leaves#
Shikamaru: #Stands# "Getting off is so troublesome." #Leaves#
Chouji: #leaves to find more food to try to suppress his other feelings#
Neji: #leaves without saying anything#
Rest except for Sasuke and Naruto: #Leave and are visibly trying to not make eye contact#
Naruto: "Jeez, no wonder they call it the village of the leaf. HA get it!"
Sasuke: "…"
Naruto: #Halo appears over his head# "Hey Sasuke? What are all the guys going to get off of?" #Blinks innocently#
Sasuke: #blushes embarrassed# "…want ta go find out?"
Naruto: #not so innocently# "HELL YA I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" #drags beet red Sasuke into nearest public utility where they proceeded to 'find out'#
End.
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X2(sorry his chapter has already been dedicated to someone, guess for fun if you didn't read it the first time around)
You guys will love the chapter after that named:
SGU (this is probably my favorite!)
Have fun contemplating what that means. And if you guess then I'll dedicate the chapter to you and you'll get a prize!
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A()B() (fill in the blanks)
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