You ever thought of looking it at through our eyes? Oh sure, we make ungodly mutant freaks of nature for the sole purpose of profit through warfare and pharmaceuticals, but you ever thought of what we can use these freaks for? We could revolutionize the field of warfare (said that already, but bear with me.) What knuckleheaded dork would stand up to twelve 9 foot abominations with rapid fire miniguns? If you guys would stop blowing up our facilities maybe we could even find a cure for cancer or Alzheimer's without turning our patients into zombies. HELLO? Cancer- cells massing and causing icky stuff to happen. T-Virus- kills the offending cells by renewing them. Hell, the Raccoon outbreak wasn't even our fault.

Some guy in our company went a bit loco and sent the elite members of our army after Birkin. I knew Birkin, he was a nice guy. I would do the same thing in that situation. No corporate-paid assassins are gonna kill me before I see my kid graduate college! And we tried to save as many as we could. Nicolai went a tad crazy though, same offending dude paid him money for the heads of the supervisors. Why, I don't know. But we made a habit of hiring the most fearless, psychotic mercenaries, and we're paying for it. But hey, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

So, to summarize- STARS, please stop blowing up our facilities and killing our staff. We're a benevolent company that made a few mistakes. Thanks. (