Author Note: Hi guys, gonna keep this note short (I have a tendency to ramble) just wanted to say hi to the Raving Rabbids community, hopefully there'll be more fics where this came from; this fandom looks like fun! Sorry it's a little short, it's the first thing I've wrote in about 10 months, just trying to get back into the groove.
Enjoy
Chapter 1
Perched atop his globe, the leader rabbid stood watching as his object-collection squad rode off into the city once more. Casting his eyes down to the meager pile building up around him, it was clear that more work had to be done. Much more work!
Pausing only to shake his fist at the moon (curse it and its very convincing optical illusions!) he hopped down from the pile, eager to get to work. He cupped his chin in paw, pacing back and forth as the other rabbids looked on in bemusement. Well, those that were paying attention at least. The rest had since left for a rousing game of pass-the-squid.
Closing his eyes, to ensure that nothing interrupt his deep concentration, the leader continued his pacing, and thinking. Boy, multi-tasking was hard! Okay, for this plan he would need...he would need.... what would he need again?
A sudden strike to his forehead brought him out of his thought, and knocked him to the ground. Standing back up, he opened his eyes to see what had hit him, and saw... nothing? He closed his eyes and opened them again, just to be sure. Nope, still nothing. Oh... hang on. Reaching up, he gripped the plunger with both hands, and with a little effort managed to unstick it from his face.
Two rabbids were stood in front of him, both pointing at one another. Great, a logic puzzle. He hated logic puzzles. Thankfully, he was saved from the complicated task by an idea! A great idea in fact! There was no time to lose! Plunger still in hand, he ran off in search of supplies.
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By the foot of the tower, the leader stood, and issued out a battle-cry of BWAAAAAHHH from his tiny chest. Soon, the other rabbids began to gather, eager for their leader to impart his words of wisdom. Or to dish out cake. The rabbids liked cake.
Alas, there appeared to be no cake. Instead, the leader divided the group into two smaller groups. Taking two bags, he threw one to either group, the equipment they would be needing to enact this wonderful plan of his.
The first group ripped open the bag, desperate to get at their goodies. Hardhats, jackhammers and spirit-levels. Immediately, hardhats were strapped to butts and jackhammers mounted, sending the deranged mammals vibrating in different directions. The rest of the rabbids, not wanting to feel left out, started vibrating as well. This went on for a while.
The second group eventually stopped vibrating and opened their own bag. Plungers... and guns! Plunger-guns! Arming themselves, the leader gestured towards the city. Even to the rabbids, the message was clear. They piled down the hill, running towards the metropolis as fast as their furry legs could carry them. Meanwhile, behind them, the tower was crawling with rabbids, piecing the junk together to to form a tower. A tower that would take them to the edge of Earths atmosphere, and beyond!
So, what did everyone think? Too silly? Not silly enough?
Questions, comments anything... you know where to find me