A/N: I apologize to my readers of my other Twilight fanfic. I lost inspiration for it for a while after the chapters I had written were deleted because my stupid pc got a virus -sniffle- But I'll try to get back on it as quickyl as I can :) As for this story, I hope you enoy it! Also, I do NOT own twilight.

Chapter One:

A frustrated growl was heard seconds before Bella entered his room, hair ruffled and hands bawled into a fist to her sides. Eyes sparkling in amusement, Jacob closed the book he was reading on his bed and set it next to him, watching in interest as his friend paced back and forth as she mumbled incoherent words under her breath. At times she would pause mid step and either flex her hands or yank her hair in anger.

"Something wrong Bells?" He piped up.

Snapping her head towards him, she sneered. "Wrong? Wrong! Yes there's something wrong Jacob! It's that stupid Edward Cullen!" She practically shouted.

He hummed at the name and nodded in recognition. "Again? What did he do this time?"

"This time? No. More like every single day twenty-four seven." She hissed. "I caught him in my room again this morning, god knows how! And who knows how long he had been there this time. Then in class he asked my science partner to switch with him and he's been asking me out constantly. I mean, can't the guy get a hint! And besides, he's a vampire that sparkles!" She screeched, almost in hysterics. "Sparkles for crying out loud!" she almost broke down crying. "Why couldn't I have the fortune of him being one of those vampires that disintegrate in the sunlight? I mean, then I could just lure him out into the sun and vwuala! Problem solved. But no, I get a sparkling vampire stalker who set his sights on me the first day I arrived here in forks and somehow manages to sneak into my room every night while I'm asleep."

As his friend continued to rant about her stalker, Jacob couldn't help but find her situation the most amusing thing he had ever seen in his life. At the sound of laughter coming from his mouth, Bella shot him a glare and began to chase him around the house, declaring and promising him his death.

"Only if you can catch me Bells." He laughed at Bella who had tripped on air and fallen to the ground face first. As she pushed herself up he turned and began running again.

a/n: I hope you liked it! Please comment to tell me what you think of this tid bit.