Famous Quotes Never Said

Sakura: Naruto, I love you...

Gaara: I LOVE EVERYONE!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG OLD HUG!!

Itachi: I didn't do it...

Orochimaru: Must... have... BEANIE BABIES!!!!

Sasuke: Sometimes, I just like to feel pretty

Jiraya: Tsunande, your boobs are too big

Naruto: God all this trouble just to become Hokage? F' it, I give up.

Sasuke: Forget killing my brother, he did me a favor, our parents were a-holes!

Naruto: Kyuubi? you mean that silly fox? oh, that was just a joke, he isnt inside of me

Orochimaru: I look like a woman. Oh wait, im being honest

Hinata: Baka!...(idiot)

Chouji: I'm full

Hinata: Fuck this shit, you're going down, you spotlight stealing whore::Beats the crap outta Hanabi::

Kankurou: Dolls are for kids...

Naruto: Only an idiot would want to be Hokage

Kakashi: Yawns I'm starting to get tired of this book

Kiba: I'm really more of a cat person...

Gai: I give up, Kakashi...you win

Itachi: You know, maybe the whole "massacre your entire clan" thing wasn't such a good idea...

Tenten: Neji, is something wrong with your eyes? They look a little red.

Neji: Crap, me and Sasuke must have switched contacts again...

Sakura: Oh my God, Sasuke, when did you get Byakugan?!

Sasuke: Dammit, me and Neji switched contacts again...

Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?

Naruto: Obviously, Sakura, you should have used the quadratic formula to find the parabolic movement of the kunai before you threw it. X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus 4 times A times C all divided by 2 times A

Naruto- I hate ramen. I HATE IT.

Sasuke- I love everybody. Give me a hug. Isnt the world great?

Sakura- Sasuke sucks. You are not cool. Make love to me Naruto.

Hinata- Holy crap, Naruto is the most annoying asshole i know!

Neji- People live in crappy destinies cuz they suck.

3rd Hokage- Life sucks. DOnt become Hokage.

Jiraiya- Must look at naked men.

Orochimaru- People are cool. I want bodies of animals instead.

Rock Lee- If hard work is supposed to help why do i suck.

Gai- Hard work sucks. Im going to moes.

Neji- I pity da' fool who faces me!

Gaara: Lets build sandcastles together!

More to come!