Side Project: Making Fun of Iggy's Blindness

Start Date: Oct. 11, 2009

As Usual I Own Nothing And if I Did profit From this, I would be living in a Condo

Iggy's POV

I was in my underwear, changing in my room when someone opened the door. That "someone" suddenly laughed and shut the door before I could tell who it was. I knew what I was going to do today, I was going to hunt that "someone" and make him tell me what was funny. I changed quickly and ran to the hallway. I started down the stairs when I bumped into Angel.

"Angel, were you the one who opened my bedroom door?" Angel swayed her head.

"Sorry Ig, I didn't see anyone." I sighed. So the person was still upstairs.

So there are only 3 rooms upstairs, mine and Gazzy's, Angel and Nudge's and Max and Fang's. I started walking towards Max's room 'cause Angel or Nudge wouldn't want to enter a "BOY's" room right? So I opened the door, without knocking, and saw Max chatting on her new cell phone. Yeah a cell phone, her mom bought her one.

"Max have you seen anyone else around?" Max held up her palm and talked with the phone for a minute.

"What was that, Iggy?" I face palmed myself for her mom's bad decision of giving her a cell.

"I said, did you see someone come from my room?" She shrugged then nodded. "Yes and No, Fang just left the room but I don't know if he went to your room."

Aha so Fang's the culprit!

"Max, where is Fang now!" I asked as she started to dial her cell again. "Maybe downstairs watching T.V. with Gazzy"

I ran down the stairs to find Fang. He was lying on the couch dozing off. Gazzy on the other hand was on the floor watching Comedy Central and eating popcorn.

"Fang wake up! I know you're awake!" Fang rubbed his eyes and looked at me. "What do you want! Can't you see that I'm sleeping here?"

"Fang I know you saw me in my room, what was so funny!" I edged closer to him as he started stepping back nearly tripping on the couches leg. "What! I was here sleeping, ask Gazzy!" I turned and looked at Gazzy and he gave me a shrug.

"Sorry Fang, Max ordered us to tell the truth. He just came down and lied down on the couch." Gazzy told me as his eyes were concentrated on the T.V.

"Aha, so Mr. I have a Good Alibi, what about answering my question?" Fang raced to the kitchen before I could react.

"Maaaax, Iggy and Fang are fighting again!" Gazzy shouted. I heard Max run down the stairs but I continued straight into the kitchen.

"Okay Fang, tell me the truth what was so funny?" I said as I pinned him between the fridge and the wall.

"Fine, I'll tell you. You are a – sucker!" He said as he ran past me, but not before I socked him straight on his nose. He fell and sat on the floor while the flock was circling us.

"Okay Fangy, tell me the reason and I'll leave you alone." I felt someone enter my mind. "Iggy, you don't want to know what Fang knows!" Angel told me in my mind.

"I don't care Angel, I just want to know what was so funny in my room!" I shouted. "OK, OK, Fang just tell us what you saw in Iggys room" Max, as the leader always had the last word.

"Ok, just make Iggy promise me he won't hurt me" I smiled. "I won't"

"Iggy, YOUR WEARING PANTIES"

POOR IGGY