won day freddy merucary said to himself "I wanna be like those girls on DAperate Housewieves. Terry Hatcher is HAWTT!" (a/n: you gotta admit she is)
Roger walked up in his super hawt drag outfit, "FREEDDYYYYY!" he yelled in a depressed tone but he was smiling.
Freddy was like looking up at him that way. (u know what I mean.) and he said "ROGER! WHAT DID YOU DO WIF MY CORAL BLUE EYLINER!"
"i DONT KNOW JON HAD IT" he shrieked
"WHOSE JOHN!" Fredday sceamed.
"i DONT KNOW WHU'S JON!"
John comed in and he wasnt feeling very good today. "UGUYS HAD BETTER GET THIS HOWS CLEANED OR IM TELLING BRIARN!"
"WHU'S BRIAN!" Brian asked, flipping his long, beautiful, blonde, gorgeous, hawt, beautiful, shining, beautious blonde locks. (a/n: DAT'S NUT MARY SUE HIZ HARE REELY IS DAT AMAZIN)
there was a draft or something. Fredddy was lik e "well we're not cleaning da house wittout you her, so help us out"
Brarn waked in, "OH MY TWILIGHT, GAIZ, DIS PLASE IS A MESSES."
"yeah i think we new that." So freddie took out da fetther duster. he started dusting roger's legs
Roger leapead round da room, screaming about his legs.
John said "that's hot" and they played Baby Got BacK (a/n that is my favoritte song thats not a Queen song ok.)
"HOLY CARP ITZ BABYS HAV BACKS!" Brian shrieked in joy untl frudy slapped him.
"no brarn/ Get bak to work." so they all started cleaning (againn) and this time roger droped the vase.
"WATE I WANTD LISTEN TU SMALL INFENTS OWN BACKS!" Roger yelled
Freddie slapped dat ho. "You DROPEEPD MY FEAVORITE VASE! TO THE CORNER!" and he stormed off.
Roger compeled relactantly, "UR A MEANYPANTS!"
"RULES ARE RULS ROGER" so he fell down on all the sharpp peaces of brokenn vaise.
a peece of the vasie went tru his hed and he dyd.
"oh my god" freddie and brian said. freddy slit his wrists that night he was so dpressed.
Jon jus played qwop all nite.
freddy slaped him. "ALL YOU EVER DO NOW IS PLAY THAT GAME U HAV NO TIM FORR ME!"
"U DINT EVAN RECProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0 NIZE MEEEE!"
without roger in there lives things turnd to chaos in the mercenrary famly household. fites were even more frequent
Fruddy was bi...far da most effected (a/n: see wat i did there?)
they payed his grav a visit evry sunday. except for Druddy (a/n srry my keybord not workin so good) bcuz he was lazing on a sunday afternoon
won day bob, a randum guy, wus yelling at druddy bcuz he wudn't viset Ruger's grave.
well Fredy pt up the midle figner to them and said "Bugger off!"
"LOLOLOLOLOL I CANT CUZ IM YU!" BOB said den left.