Music Meister Supernatural Episode Songs
Episode Summary:
Takes place around the time Sam still didn't have a soul. Crowley finds out that one of his top crossroads demons has gone missing when going to collect on a deal. He takes a look at the contract and finds out about the girl who made the deal. She had powers of controlling people through her voice, but in the deal, she asked to enhance them to the point where she can control anything and anyone. When the demon comes to collect on the deal, the girl takes control of it and keeps it from calling the hellhounds. Crowley, of course, goes to the Winchester boys to help him collect on the deal and eliminate the threat of the girl, who now calls herself the Music Meister. The boys take the offer to go on a hunt for the girl. They, with Crowley and Castiel, find out that she has taken control of the entire town she lives in. They hear music and start to break out into song, much to everyone's dismay ("I'm the Music Meister"). She gets away after the song and the boys hide out with the woods. They go back into town later to find her on the back of a truck waiting for them. She has a loudspeaker and microphone. She sings the song "Drive Us Bats" as the hunters chase her through the town. Sam and Dean follow her to the theatre without being seen and they find her standing front of a mirror singing to herself ("Big and Loud"). She eventually spots them after making a noise and tells them that she will give up the town if she can have Sam, for reasons unknown. They decide to meet in the woods near the town at midnight. She gets there first and they find her waiting for them. This is where "Last Midnight" starts and it ends with Crowley killing her putting her in Hell like he promised to do. The boys go home to Bobby's and wait for the next hunt. Crowley goes to Hell, finds the girls soul, and we see her scared face as he goes to tortchure her. The last thing we hear is Crowley saying, "I'm going to make you sing like a canary."
I'm the Music Meister
Dean: This silly game is very lame, and someone's going to pay!
Sam: An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in it's sway?
Crowley: Who is doing this to us? And on this, we must concur;
All:They're dastardly, despicable, disturbingly inexplicable...
Dean: And infinitely kickable!
All:That dirty, rotten rat is...
Music Meister:The Music Meister!
Put down your arms, my friends, your arrows, guns, and swords,
Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I belt these power chords!
Good guys (points to the Winchesters) or bad guys (points to Crowley), it doesn't really matter;
You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter!
As I regale you with my story, you'll know you have no choice,
But to do my evil bidding, when you hear this booming voice!
Oh, I'm the Music Meister!
I'm the Music Meister! And everyone just fawns!
All: She's the Music Meister, and we are all her pawns!
Music Meister:And so for me, it's destiny 'to be the maestro of villainy!
Yes I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!
Music Meister: Well if it isn't the Winchesters and looks like the King of Hell has come to collect! Not happening!
Music Meister: The bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher!
The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance,
And it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance!
I'm the Music Meister!
I'm the Music Meister, and everyone just fawns!
All:She's the Music Meister, and we are all her pawns!
Music Meister: I'm the Music Meister! Crime became my path!I'm the Music Meister, and we must beware my wrath!
(Everyone starts to fight and she spins around happily as she dodges the brothers punches)
Music Meister:You better tow the line you see, because your wills belong to me.
And now my friends, you have the chance... To show these hunters how well you dance!
And now that the hunters have been delayed, your usefulness has passed,
A distraction is what I need, so kick into that blast!
Oh, I'm the Music Meister! I cannot help but boast!
All: She's the Music Meister, under her spell we're toast!
Music Meister:I'm the Music Meister, I've won the day, now I must fly!
I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!
Drive Us Bats
Music Meister: Winchesters! Always Winchesters! Always driving us monsters BATS!
They always have an angel,
Some celestial at their call!
Their fake trunk holds everything,
Can't find that at the mall!
The Impala is super fast,
There is no car that is surpassed!
It's a good thing we've gothell,
'Cause they really drives us bats!
People:Drives us bats!
Drive us bats!
They really drive us bats, bats, bats!
They drive us bats!
Music Meister:Whether dancing the Batusi,
Or using an array of tools,
They've always got the answer!
They make us look like fools!
They've got no super powers,
They're just little rats!
It's a good thing we've got hell,
Cause they really drives us bats!
Everyone: Drive Us Bats!
(Music Meister: World's Greatest hunters!)
Drive Us Bats!
(Crowley: Foiling every evil scheme!)
They really drive us bats, bats, bats!
They drive us bats!
Crowley: Even without holy water...
Demon: ...They're tougher than they seem.
Castiel: Other hunters often ask...why are they always the top cats?
Everyone: They drive us bats, drive us bats, drive us bats!
Big and Loud
Music Meister: I didn't get where I am today
By letting myself get pushed around!
No man nor beast or hunter or demon
Is going to drag me down!
The lightning will be flashing
The thunder, it will roar
They'll never know what hit 'em
Wait'll they see what I have in store!
Big and Loud!
It will be big and Loud!
When the fall they'll really fall!
And they're gonna fall big!
And they're gonna fall loud!
They're gonna fall big and...
LOUD!
Last Midnight
Music Meister: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's the last midnight.
It's the last wish.
It's the last midnight,
Soon it will be boom-
Squish!
Told a little lie,
Stole a little gold,
Broke a little vow,
Did you?
Had to get your Prince,
Has to get your cow,
Have to get your wish,
Doesn't matter how-
Anyway, it doesn't matter now.
It's the last midnight,
It's the boom-
Splat!
Nothing but a vast midnight.
Everybody smashed flat!
Nothing we can do.
Not exactly true:
We can always give me the boy...
No, of course what really matters
Is the blame,
Somebody to blame.
Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy,
Placing the blame,
If that's the aim,
Give me the blame-
Just give me the boy.
Everyone Else: No!
Music Meister: No?
You're so nice.
You're not good, (points to Crowley)
You're not bad, (points to Team Free Will)
You're just nice.
I'm not good,
I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the Witch.
You're the world.
I'm the hitch.
I'm what no one believes,
I'm the Witch.
You're all liars and theives,
Like their father, (points to the Winchesters)
Like your sons will be, too-
Oh, why bother?
You'll just do what you do.
It's the last midnight,
So, goodbye all.
Coming at you fast, midnight-
Soon you'll see the sky fall.
Here, you want a bean?
Have another bean.
Beans were made for making you rich!
Plant them and they soar-
Here, you want some more?
Listen to the roar...
Giants by the score-!
Oh well, you can blame another witch.
It's the last midnight.
It's the last verse.
Now, before it's past midnight,
I'm leaving you my last curse:
I'm leaving you alone.
You can tend the garden, it's yours.
Separate and alone,
Everybody down on all fours.
All right, Crowley, when?
Lost the beans again!
Punish me the way you tried to do then!
Give me claws and a hunch
Just away from this bunch
And the gloom
And the doom
And the boom…..
(She walks towards Crowley and he cuts her off by twisting his wrist and snapping her neck killing her)
Crowley: Crunch!