This is our creed:

We believe in one Consulting Detective,

Sherlock the Intelligent,

the maker of snarky quips,

of all that is rude and socially inappropriate.

We believe in one Doctor, John Watson,

Only friend of Sherlock, eternally devoted to the Detective,

Doctor to Soldier, Soldier to Roommate,

Roommate to Friend, Friend to Companion,

Through him Sherlock became human

For John's sake he was jumped to his death,

On the third year he came back,

in accordance to the Prophets Moffat and Gatiss.

He shall go back to John and heal his broken heart

And he shall solve new Cases and the Fandom shall have no end.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock.