Stan and Kyle on DeviantART!
A/N: Just a funny thing that randomly popped into my head. WARNINGS!!!Yaoi implied!!And Swearing! And i don't own anyone from South Park!! Enjoy!
EDIT: I just changed up the way it was written by suggestion of a reviewer, i think it looks alot better this way so yeah...That's all.
"Hey dude, what're you doing?" Stan asked when he saw his super bestfriend Kyle starring hard at the computer screen.
"I was just wondering whether to click on this site here..." Kyle said as he pointed to the google link. " 'South Park fanart at '? What's that about?" Stan asked, sitting down beside Kyle at the desk.
"Remember that show that was made of us?" Kyle asked, Stan nodded. "Well this must be drawings the fans of the show made." Kyle explained. Stan had a huge grin on his face. "Well let's check it out!" Stan said as he stole the mouse from Kyle's hand and clicked on the site. He typed 'South Park Stan Marsh' into the search bar.
"Wow! I look so fucking awesome!" Stan said as he scrolled page after page of fanart of himself. "Hey! What about me?" Kyle said as he typed in 'South Park Kyle Broflovski' into the search bar. Some cool fanart came up but at the bottom of the page was something that made Stan laugh his ass off and made Kyle shreek in shock.
"OMFG!!!WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A DRESS!!?!!?!!?!!" Kyle shouted. After a few more swears Kyle smirked devilishly. "Oh Staaannn..." Kyle said in a sing songly voice. "What?" Stan looked up at the screen and shrieked in shock just like Kyle did.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" Stan shouted and gouged his eyes as if acid was spilled in them. The picture was of Stan basically naked, getting molested / raped by some random Fan character.
Stan quickly shoved Kyle off the chair and looked up more Kyle stuff and laughed his ass out of the chair...then he barfed because it just caught up to him.
Kyle looked at the picture and started screaming at the top of his lungs, he fell onto the floor and started screaming bloodly murder about Cartman. The picture was Kyle getting raped by Cartman, uncensored...
"Please... Just look up both of us...where there's no crazy raping..." Kyle pleaded. Stan chuckled and typed in both their names.
The first images were fine but after that both Kyle and Stan got curious about one picture that had a preview but didn't show the pic. "Style? What the hell is that?" Stan wondered as Kyle clicked on the picture.
Both froze as soon as it loaded. It was a picture of Kyle and Stan basically sucking eachothers face off in a make out session...( A.K.A : YAOINESS!!!!)
Kyle and Stan looked at eachother, then at the screen, and then screamed and fainted.
A/N: Yes ladies and gentlemen! That is something i thought up and thought would be funny if they acted like that! And how Kyle would react to CartmanxKyle...I dislike that pairing because i LOVE Style, K2, Creek and Bunny!! (StanxKyle, KennyxKyle, CraigxTweek and KennyxButters!)