OK(!), First off; This story has NOTHING(!) to do with Naruto (Disclaimer: Which I do not own), this is just a story that happened with my cousin (Azora-Wolf-Chan) and some of her (awesomeful(1) ^^) friends(one of them is and Sanjo-Besanii...) on her birthday. I'm just using Naruto, and It's wonderful characters, as a filter for this event...(Also I don't own I-Hop...I'd probably get sick of all the pancakes and then shut it down...just because...D: I don't own Mario either! GEEZ! What do I own? My face, I guess? Oh wait I don't own that either T_T)

Second off; I wasn't, or ever will, take place in this story! I wasn't there (T.T)! So I might not get all of the story right...I only included Important parts(Aka; The most funny) and I messed some up so it would be more understandable. You can reveiw if you want; I don't care. ALSO-! Flames are allowed but not to tell me this isn't about Naruto! I already know this! Thats why I said it already!...GOSH!

Ok...lets start...

Tenten was confused and slightly angry. It was her birthday, and she remembers that she specifically asked everybody she could that she didn't want a birthday party, but here she is; Sitting in 'I-Hop' with Temari, Ino, Konohamaru, Naruto and Gaara.(2)

Everybody was sitting at a large rectangular table in the corner(3). There was tense awkward air around them until the waitress came to take their order.

"Hello. What can I get for you all?" She asked. You could tell she was an older women, she had curly light-brown hair that was tied up in a bun at the back of her head. She was also wearing the traditional 'I-Hop' uniform.

It was Tenten that spoke first. "Um, I guess I'll get two medium sized pancakes with blueberries and whipped-cream on top?" She answered, but It sounded more like a question. She zoned out after that, not catching the rest of the orders. She sighed wondering, again, how she got dragged into this set up.

She looked around the table, Gaara and Naruto where making small talk (It was mostly Naruto talking as you guessed). Other then that Temari and Ino where getting to know eachother better, It was one of their first times meeting.

"Ok," Tenten broke the silence, yet again. "I want answers, and I want them now! Why am I here!"

"Well," Temari started. "This is your birthday party, for one!"

"Yep!" Naruto was just throwing random stuff in there. "MARIO~!"

Ino put up her hands in defense. "Don't look at me! I was basically forced by your Grandma to come!...By the way," She started looking around. "Where is she?"

"Your just now noting that my Grandma isn't here? Well, wait a minute thats besides the point! Why am I having a birthday party when I told you guys not to throw me one!"

"MARIO~!"

Gaara shut her up by kicking her underneath the table. "Would you just shut up and enjoy your fricken pancakes..."

Tenten puffed out her cheeks, "She hasn't even given me my pancakes yet! And you could have been talking to someone else you know! I mean who goes to I-Hop (a pancake restaurant) and doesn't order pancakes (4)!"

All the sudden the table got really quiet, until...

"...I got waffels..."

Eveybody looked towards Ino.

"Mario~?"

"What did you just say?" Questioned Temari.

"I got the waffels...?"

"Ok. You know what? I'm gonna slap her now!"

"No! Temari don't!" Tenten had to hold Temari's hand down or else it was going in Ino's face.

But Ino was momentarily saved by the waitress coming back to the table, orders in hand.

"Ok kids, I got all the food!" She hummed.

She set down all the dishes and as she was getting ready to leave, she knelt down by the seated Tenten and started rubbing her back wispering "Happy Birthday sweetie" in one of her ears. She then stood up and left, after winking at the disturbed Tenten.

Everybody at the table heard her, but Ino spoke up first. "Um, Tenten do you know that lady or somethin'?"

"I have no idea who she is..."(5)

It was quiet a few more seconds until a faint "I'm scared," was whispered.

(1)- Is awesomeful even a word? I don't think so. :I

(2)-The characters are random, they just fit that persons personality or looks in real life.

(3)-Ohhhh~ a mysterious rectangular table~!~!

(4)-You know who you are! CoughSanjoChanCough

(5)- By this time in the story when she was telling me about it I was peeing my pants! "Do you know that lady?", "I have know idea who that was" LOL!

Ok well, This isn't over! There is more to the story but I just forgot some of it and need to hear the complete rest until I'm done...I'm thinking about making it in parts. First they were at the restaurant (Chapter one). Then there was the car ride (Chapter two- and It was a long car ride XD!). Last there was the sleep over (Chapter 3)...

UMM...

Tenten-My cousin (Wolf-Chan)

Ino-One of her friends(Sanjo-Chan)

Temari-Her Step-sister(She can be terrifying)

Gaara-Her brother(He's apathetic)

Naruto-EVIL~ older cousin(I'm not related)

Konohamaru-EVIL~ younger cousin(I'm not related)

YUP! NOW Wait 'til Chapter 2: The car ride!