(A.N) Hey! This is mostly a Creek (Craig XTweek) story! Side parings include kennyXTweek and Dip (Damien and Pip) vampires! -Warning- a little more than fluff.

This is a crack fic! I do not own South Park nor their characters...but I do own the one made up to move the story along *hint* *hint*

Please Enjoy! :3

The noirette walked hastily to his next class, his books stacked neatly in his arms as he rounded the corner of the schools hall, swiftly entering the class with minutes to spare before the bell. The sickly looking boy took his rightful seat silently in the back of the class waiting for his friend Clyde to arrive.

The bell sounded after a while, instantly the class room went silent besides a few shuffling of paper and inpatient tapping of pencils. "Ok class please pay close attention I have a-" . A shaky blond stumbled into the class room, assorted books sliding across the floor along with his belongings.

"Ack! I'm sorry!" he stammered scooping up his books into his arms sloppily. The pale noritte watched him with curiosity, thinking to himself. This? no it couldn't be? The Tweak's moved away years ago, back in fourth grade due to their family business going out the window along with their cash. He wrote a mental note in his head to ask the boy his name before class ended.

" Now Tweek take a seat." Mr. Garrison ordered answering Craig's Question without even realizing it.

Tweek squeaked "y-yes sir." he wove through the rows unsteadily as he took his seat next to the raven haired boy, being the only seat available in the class. Not knowing the fear the student's held against the boy.

Tweek smiled to himself turning a slight pink. he has not changed a bit. he tried to shake the old thoughts of his grade school 'Crush' sitting right next to him. Being openly gay at South Park High school was like a sentence on death row. Or so Tweek was told by his parents who did not like the idea of their son being homosexual.

"Ding." The lunch bell sounded again snapping both Craig and Tweek from their thoughts. The blond gathered his books once again, faster then before. Not so much as wanting to eat, but to simply relax and venture around the school to get a feel of it.

Craig tapped the shuffling Tweek on the shoulder "Hey twitchy, it has been forever! What brought your family back to Colorado?" he asked looking the blond up and down, being to nice for the boys taste.

"Oh, well mhh my mom started b-backup the coffee house." he stuttered staring at his toes not looking up at the taller boy.

"Cool man! Hey want to hang with Kenny and me tonight? Were going egging and shit like that." He was some what of a normal teenager. Egging of course sounded fun, but Tweek could't shake the feeling of something amis. Then again, Tweek knew him from years back, not only as a friend, but a secret crush

"S-sure sounds fun." He gulped not wanting to turn down time to spend with his Craigy. Tweek blushed more realizing his already possessive sounding thoughts.

"Cool! meet us at Starks pond at 4:00." He waved shuffling from the mostly empty room leaving the blond to just watch and wallow in his lovey dovey thoughts.

The remainder of the school day was torture for Tweek and craig alike, as they couldn't wait for the bell to ring. The blond finally made it through school, rushing home and changing out of his sweaty clothes (due to thinking too much about Craig).

Tweek hastily made his way to the pond a little late from obsessing over trying to make his hair straight and perfect, But epically failing.

The dark haired boy stood waiting at the edge of the pond with Kenny; they could be seen skipping rocks across the small pond. The ravens hair deeply contrasted his light skin making Tweek all the more wanting for him. The boy toook a steady breath. It's ok...you can do this! Why don't you just walk over there and say hi? Your old friends right?

"Where is twitch boy? Come on why do we have to wait on him! I don't have time for his slow ass!"

"Shut the fuck up." the taller boy mumbled rolling his glassy onyx eyes at the dirty blond whose face was bearably visible through his thick orange parka.

"Ack! I'm here!" Tweek panted smiling up at Craig who had just turned around in time to see him bow apologetically.

"Great! Just on time." Craig ruffled the blond's silky hair playfully, earning a blush from the small boy.

"Good, then let's go." Kenny huffed impatiently stomping off to Craig's awaiting car that they will be using as the 'get away vehicle'.

"Pushy, Pushy aren't we?" The noirette laughed following behind jumping into the leather driver's seat. The leather sent a shiver down the younger blond's spine as he lowered himself into the seat behind found a comfortable spot in the back, he slight distance between Craig and him so he wouldn't die of a heart attack.A few minutes went by and the car was silent except for the music blasting from Kenny's head phones, which were in fact surprisingly loud. How can he even hear afer listening to music like that? Tweek thought eyeing the other glanced back at Tweek seeing as he had been staring at him non-stop most of the ride.

"The Fuck homo? stop starin' ." he rasped loudly the music eluding any way to indicate how loud he had been talking. His face flushed red.

"sorry!" He snapped his head away noticing a certain raven haired boy staring him down also.

They arrived soon after at an old mansion that looked to have been abandoned before their was the first to step out of the banged up car followed by the two blond's. One too occupied to close the door and the other so nervous as to slam it, causing a loud racking noise to rip through the surrounding chuckled leading the small blond across the courtyard and toward the shady looking mansion that looked to be a hundred times bigger than its actual size.

"W-where are we going?" the shaky boy asked in a more nervous tone of voice than usually, showing many signs of fear as they continued their even pace into the Creepy house. Kenny stood Behind Tweek acting as a barrier, or protector. At this point Tweek didn't know and he did not want to find out. The littlest things scared him. What if they were planning to kill me! the boy shook shaking the thought away.

"M-maybe I should go." He backed up only to be stopped by a certain Dusty blond

"Come on. You aren't scared of ghost are you Tweek? " A slight smirk was laced in his voice as he gripped Tweeks shoulders tightly. a surprised yelp slipped past his lips, as he looked up.

"Do not scare him ken. He is our guest." Craig said much too polite sounding suspicious, although most tings did to the small only gulped catching up to Craig holding his hand trusting him more than the usually hot tempered room they arrived in was mostly bare besides a small crimson sofa to match a black and red design shown throughout the spacious room. A cold pair of hands laced around Tweek's waist causing him to squeak "k-Kenny!" he squealed looking back to the owner of the cold hands as they traced up his sides slowly pinning Tweeks arms back with ease, having a spare to restrain his waist.

Craig watched "You said I could have first bite." he growled at the dusty blond His eyes a burning red as dread washed over Tweek as he struggled in confusion.

"I did. I'm just restraing him. He will be your first kill after all..."

What will happen? will Tweek live? will he die? find out :D read and review! I do not write without reviews so please do :D thanks! (yes this chapter as been editated so i will put this at the bottom of every chapter i have gone through so far. any questions or grammer mistakes please contact me :D)