Prologue
Its late afternoon and the BBC crew are stalking a star yet again.
"John Simm, John Simm could you star in a brand new show for £2,000,000?" shouted man 1.
"£2,000,000 for life you say?" asked John Simm.
"Yeah. But the only problem is that we are filming it in 1973 so you have go in a time machine," said man 2.
"But it only works once so see you in a few years," man 3 says as he kicks John into the time machine throwing the money in after him. John picks up a conveniently placed script; he opened it and read through it
"How stupid is this I get ran over and end up in a coma," he said as he threw the script on the floor and walked out the time machine.
"I'm exactly where I was before!" he shouted. He looked down he was wearing a suit. He turned around a SUV hit him.
"Ow my spleen!" He shouted in pain.