The truth about John Bender
I was on TV Tropes and I saw this interesting theory about John Bender, I decided to roll with it. Hope you enjoy.
Brian Johnson lay on his bed, deep in thought about his day in detention. He knew he met some great friends, (even though it was probably only for 24 hours) there was strong Andrew Clark, crazy Allison Reynolds, beautiful Claire Standish, and loud-mouthed John Bender. "Brian!" His parents called out. Brian sat up and saw his parents in the doorway. "We're going out to a dinner party. Remember you're grounded, so no TV or dessert." Brian clenched his fists as his parents closed his bedroom door and left. No sooner had they left, a familiar "hey dweeb." was heard. Brian turned in shock. John Bender was standing in his room, his trademark smirk. "Bender!" Brian yelped. "What are you doing here?" "Hello to you too." Bender replied. "You really need to lock up you window," he added, pulling out a knife and playing with it. "Some knife wielding criminal May take that as an invitation." Brian backed up a little bit. "What are you doing here?" He repeated. Bender responded by taking a joint out of his pocket and handing it to Brian. "Bender, I can't. That one time was fun and all, but..." Bender smirked and pulled out his lighter. "Dweeb, you're already in deep trouble," he began. "Don't let that stop you from having fun." "Fine." He muttered. Bender lit up the joint as he and Brian began smoking, all the while talking about their day, the others and, if possible, having a three way with Claire. Brian was starting or feel relaxed when... "BRIAN RALPH JOHNSON!" Brian turned in shock to see his mom in the doorway. "M-mom!" Brian yelped, a deer in headlights look on his face. "Smoking marijuana?" His mother continued. "How could you?" Brian gulped. "It's not my fault!" He gasped, quickly putting the dope out. "John Bender! He..." Brian turned to face Bender, but Bender had vanished. "He was just here!" Brian insisted." Mrs. Johnson closed her eyes then reopened them. "Brian..." She began. "Don't you remember? You made up John Bender in kindergarten as an excuse to break the rules!" Brian's eyes widened. "But...but!" "But nothing." His mother cut in. "John Bender does not exist."