A/N: Request from Stormy Snape. Read and review? Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own CSI or any of the characters.


Nasty Words

"Stop that!"

"Stop what?"

"Sharpening your pencil obsessively!"

"I'm not sharpening it obsessively."

"You are too!"

"Am not."

"You're doing it now!"

"No, I'm-"

Smash!

"Catherine!"

"What?"

"You broke my pencil sharpener!"

"Well, you didn't need your pencil machete-sharp to sign an evidence release form for the court!"

"But-"

"Shit, Warrick, you're supposed to sign in pen anyway!"

"You used nasty words." Warrick pouted.

Catherine rolled her eyes as she replied "Oh, just shut the hell up."