A/N: This is a request from StormySnape. OOC. Read and review and laugh? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera or any of the characters.
I'm Lovin' It
"Come, Christine, I have a surprise for you."
"Oh Erik, you didn't need to-"
"Don't object, my dear. Sit, sit."
Christine sat at the table as Erik rolled a silver tray around beside her. He lifted the top off, and she stared in confusion.
"What is that?" She asked, not taking her eyes off of the small black object that had a wire running out of it.
"Oh! So that's where my computer mouse went to!" Erik squealed, picking it up and stuffing it inside his cloak.
"A computer what? What's a computer?"
"Never mind. This is for you." With a flourish of his hand, Erik unveiled another tray, this one holding a bowl of steaming legume soup.
"It smells so good." Christine sighed dreamily.
"Go on, try some." Erik shoved a spoon into her hand.
Slurp!
"Mmm, this is delicious!" She gushed. "Really, Erik, I didn't know you could cook!"
Whipping another silver tray out, Erik lifted the lid and asked "Would you like fries with that?"
Christine just stared.