A/N: Request from StormySnape. Read and laugh? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own HP or any of the characters.
Hardy Har
Why Filch was wearing a studded dog collar, Ron would never know. But what he did know was that he wasn't going to enjoy detention patrolling the halls with him and his creepy cat, Mrs. Norris.
Randomly, Filch tripped over the air in front of him, causing Ron to chuckle under his breath. Too bad for him, Filch heard… and started laughing himself.
"Huh?" Ron said, wondering what the disgruntled man was laughing at. "What is it?"
Between giggles, Filch replied "You laugh because I'm different…"
"Then what are you laughing at, then?" Ron questioned.
"As I said, you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I farted."
Ron took a moment to comprehend before contorting his face, plugging his nose, and shrieking "Ew" the way his sister, Ginny, used to when Mrs. Weasley tried to make her eat her legumes.