A/N: This was written at earliness in the morning. Please just read it. Please. I think its funny! *looks embarrassed* Ever since I heard this song, I always pictured Emmet and Edward.
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, I do not own Twilight. Now, go read it.
Cullen Karaoke
"EEEEDDDDWWWWAAAARRRDDD!!!" screamed Alice as she ran into the room.
"Nononononononono" Edward started rocking back and forth clutching the sides of his head.
"What is it Alice?" asked Bella curiously.
"It's time fooooor…..CULLEN KARAOKE!!!" she screamed right in Bella's ear.
"YEEEES!!!" shouted Emmet as he slid on his knees across the room pumping his arms in the air.
"OOOH!!! Good idea Emmet!" Alice ran over to the big sound studio she had set up in the middle of the room and started scrolling through songs. "O…o…" she muttered suddenly she stood up straight. "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o…o!" She turned back to the system and started scrolling again.
"Whats going on? asked Bella nervously.
"Lets just say I need to express myself" Emmet swaggered. "And I need my dear brother Edward to help me." Edward looked around wildly.
"But I don't know the words to this song!" Edward frantically whispered to Emmet
"Just follow them in my head bro" Emmet whispered back.
*Song Starts*
Emmet (Em):What?
Edward (E): Is that all you got to say?
Em: What? What?
E: You're talkin to me the wrong way
Em: See your lips moving
E: But I don't catch a word you say
Shut up your chatter
I need for you to go away
E: And all I hear is ay ya ya ya ya
You're talking way too much
I can't even hear me now
All your noise is messing with my head
Em: You're in my head
Get outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Get outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
That's what I said
What?
E: You looking at me for huh?
Em: Show me
Respect or I will show you the door
Get out the door
Lately
E: I've got a problem with the way that you behave
You're too much
And all your questions don't leave me no time for me, ha ha ha
And all I hear is ay ya ya ya ya
You're talking way too much
I can't even hear me now
All your noise is messing with my head
Em: You're in my head
Get outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Get outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
E: And all I hear is ay ya ya ya ya
You're talking way too much
I can't even hear me now
All your noise is messing with my head
Em: You're in my head
Get outta my head
E: All your opinions keep them to yourself
Just let me think so I can hear myself
Wouldn't it be nice if I could just go solo, take the day off?
Em: I'd be alright if you would leave me to it, back the f*** out
E: Ay ya ya ya ya
You're talking way too much
Em: You tell me one more time how I should live
I swear I'll bite your head off
I am who I am and I can't be no one else
E: You got nothing left to say
Em: Keep your comments to yourself
Awww!
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Get outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
Want you outta my head
Outta my, outta my head
E: And all I hear is ay ya ya ya ya
You're talking way too much
I can't even hear me now
All your noise is messing with my head
Em: You're in my head
Emmet, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie: Get outta my head!
*Song Ends*
Edward of course had listened to their plan before, and this didn't startle him. Bella however, screamed and ran from the room while doing so.
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