Disclaimer: Yesterday = Belongs to the Beatles and Apple Records. Lord of the Rings = Belongs to Tolkein, New Line and Burger King.

Author's Note: This isn't the same kind of funny as my other parodies. It's more of a sick-chuckle funny. The only reason I'm posting it is because I've always wanted to have a story under "humor/angst." ::Grins::

Done to the tune of the Beatles's song, "Yesterday." Sam's point of view. Tired Katarina humor.

Yesterday
In the Shire I thought I could stay
Now we have to throw this ring away
Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly
I'm not half the halfling I used to be
Sauron's shadow's hanging over me
Ever since that night at Bree

Why I have to go I don't know, Gandalf won't say
I prayed he was wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday
If I wanted I'd sleep night and day
Now I wake at dawn to Billy's neigh
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why I have to go I don't know, Gandalf won't say
He said "you've done wrong, come along, leave yesterday (behind you)"

Yesterday
All I had to do was pitch the hay
Now everything's in disarray
Oh, I believe in yesterday