I want Kuwabara dead for Christmas
Only Kuwabara dead will do
Don't want a sword or a stupid human toy
I want him dead so I can finally experience some joy
I want Kuwabara dead for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to shove him down the dirty chimney flue
Just throw him through the front door, that's the easiest thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise, when I open up my eyes to see his mangled body laying there
I want Kuwabara dead for Christmas
Only Kuwabara dead will do
No paralysis or life supports
I only like total massacres
And total massacres like me too
-musical interlude-
Yusuke says he would beat me up, but then
Santa's gonna kill him, so screw you in the end
-another musical interlude-
There's lots of room to kill him in our two car garage
To beat him there and slash him there, a complete full on barrage
I can see me now on Christmas morning creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise, when I open up my eyes to see his mangled body laying there
I want Kuwabara dead for Christmas
Only Kuwabara dead will do
No paralysis or life supports
I only like total massacres
And total massacres like me too!