Skit 0: Inside A Writer's and A Psycho Artist Mind

Ello I'm Midnight and I'm the writer here. I'm guessing you gents and ladies are wondering who psycho is. He is one of my patients, I study him. I see how he moves, reacts to things, and see what goes through his mind... Trust me people he is not normal, he is a very dangerous man. But since you guys insist I will let him typ\talk even though it's my laptop (eye twitches)

Hallo im psycho my real name is unknown so please call me sky or whatever you like frankly i dont give a fu- don't you dare say that word sky. oh calm your self mid im just having fun with the readers I don't care I'm still watching you. Okay okay its not like i was planing on killing the readers. Okay i think that's enough out of you sky.

Well let's get back to business, okay everyone this is no love story or action pack story (chuckles) or yaoi/Yuri story it's whatever goes through your guys minds. Hey whatever goes through your minds is your business but whatever goes through our minds is also your business. Because whatever we think about I write down. That's why I'm the writer in this. Well I shall be back DON'T LET SKY GET ON THE LAPTOP (gets up and leaves).

Hmmm i dont see mid anywhere i guess its my time to shine well i think this is just idiotic dont you think readers but hey mid is the writer im just the thinker oh no i hear mid coming back well i guess i shall see you later readers (gets up and goes sits on a small rubber chair)

(comes back and checks sky) seem like every thing is okay. So Where should we start with our skit huh sky? Lets start with the part with the tits (blushes) what are you talking about? You know tits boobs jugs melons god you act like you havnt seen teets before (blushes even harder) I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND YES I HAVE SEEN SOME! looking at porn doesnt count duh

NO I SEEN REAL ONES BEFORE! WHEN was the last time you got lade huh (looks at mid with a suspicions face) that's none of your concern (looks away from sky). what are you looking at the wall maybe I am don't worry about it.

Alright alright lets just get this damn skit thing over with Fine let's do it.Hmm do you have any idea how gay you sound right now, (no offense to any ones sexuality i have no problem with it, I don't either) wait what did I say that made me sound "gay" just shut up and let's just get this over with it (evil chuckles) (laughs) oh get it over with huh (winks)? (Face palm) Shut up you writing troll okay okay there's no need for you to get mad.

Shut up before i rip your face off God you don't have to be so gruesome about it, (serious face) I'll make sure I have my tranquilizer gun by my side (pats side) (happy face) well shall we get started.

Okay if you guys are wondering why this is called skit 0 it's because we're not going to role play yet. I'm not to sure about skit 1 but i know we will tell you guys how we look. This skit is just telling you what our names are and personality. As you can see I'm the sweet kind of person. And he's just a freak.

Arent you suppose to be my doctor I know I'm your doctor so can you just be quit and let me end this already. Well this is all for now but skit 1 we're going to tell you guys how we look so bye signing out. Make sure you keep those faces nice and perky for me everyone (evil smile) okay I think you've had too much fun today (gives sky a shot to make him go to sleep) well bye-bye for now.