{Fan girls - an annoying girl who takes obviously straight characters and makes them gay with people that would never happen even UF the character was gay. Example: Sasuke and his brother, and Dark and Daisuke.}
Dark: Okay, my name's Dark Mousy and I have something I've wanted to say for a while. This message goes out to all Fan girls everywhere. I AM NOT GAY! I don't even possible understand where you could get this idea into your brain-dead heads. I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in Daisuke or Hiwatari! And Krad's the freak that likes ME! I swear to GOD, you idiots, when you 'read' the manga would you ACTUALLY READ it! I've said under multiple occasions how hot woman are and how I don't want a thing to do with men! For example: when those policewoman tackled me, I said "If they'd get woman to tackle me, I wish they'd get sexier ones" So please point out exactly when I made the slightest appearance of being gay!
And another thing; even IF I was gay, how the hell would I even be able to get a relationship going with Daisuke? WE SHARE THE SAME F-ING BODY! And Hiwatari? Come on! Really, the guy doesn't even have emotion, I could so much better. But again: NOT GAY. And Krad…. COME OFF IT! When did I tackle him to the ground? NEVER! That was ALWAYS him! And side note he used to be a girl, says so in the manga. Word for word.
Random Fan girl: Oh don't lie Dark we can all see your love for Daisuke.
Dark: Grr! Hey Daisuke! Come here!
{Daisuke enters and looks questioningly at Dark.}
Daisuke: Do you want something Dark?
{Dark pulls out a blade from nowhere and runs it through Daisuke's body. The boy falls to the ground in a lifeless heap}
Dark: Would someone who loved him do that?
Random Fan girl: Well, you were probably pissed because he's been spending so much time with Hiwatari and that's who you really love.
Dark: {eye twitch} You idiotic….
{Dark pulls his blade up and runs off, finding Hiwatari and kills him as well.}
Dark: There! Now he and Krad are dead!
{Fan girl is silent}
Dark: Now, back to what I was saying. About the two girls, Risa and Riku, I LIKE RIKU. I don't care what the anime says, it's retarded. There's a kidnapping unicorn in it! So obviously it has nothing to do with the Manga. Manga came first so it's the real one. I don't even know why Yukiru Sagasaki made me always falling in love with middle school kids…. But she did…. And it was RIKU! Not Risa! I only got really pissed that Argentine kidnapped her because he stole from ME!
Random Fan girl: No you didn't, you really love her.
Dark:…. Fine….
{Dark pulls up his sword and walks off again}
An hour later:
Dark: there! I've killed everybody! No one's alive except me! …. Now we can start over. Finally!
{Pauses for a minute}
Dark: I'm going to go get a drink….
{Walks off}