Just an idea I though of.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, would I really be on this? Honestly.
"I think Serene should end up with Skye."
"Are you serious, Sakura? Skye's a tool; she should be with Neal."
"Hey! Neal looks better with Hannah."
"I though Hannah looked better with Nathan."
"No Nathan looks better with Terra."
"What about Lee?"
"Ew."
"Well what if he ends up with Serene."
"Double ew."
"Hey what about Ivy?"
"The Neal, Serene and Skye love triangle is better than the Ivy, Tess and Scott one."
"Ivy and Scott look great together! But I think I like Skye and Ivy better."
"Ino you're delusional. Skye and Ivy will never happen."
"Shut it, forehead!"
"Temari supports Tess and Scott."
"What about Tess and Kane?"
"Ew!"
"Whatever."
"I think Kyle should go with Hannah."
"Kyle's too much like Neal, and Neal needs to be with Hannah because Serene will be with Skye."
"Hey what about Gary?"
"Gary's like raging psychopath."
"He still deserves somebody."
"What about Kyone?"
"Kakashi-Sensei why are all the teachers referred to by their last names in this book, anyway?"
"Because Naruto, they just are."
"I think Aila looks best with Kyone."
"What about Achillea?"
"The lunch lady?"
"Kyone looks best with Keruvi."
"Keruvi looks best with Aziru. God, Kiba."
"Hey does anyone know who Lee, Tenten and Neji support."
"Lee supports Lee and Serene- god that sounds stupid."
"Tenten likes Terra and Nathan, I think."
"Neji doesn't give a damn."
"Hey! What about you, Hinata?"
"Not so close, Naruto!"
"Oh. Sorry."
"I-It's ok. I support Neal a-and Hannah."
"What about Kyle and Hannah?"
"Shut it, Kiba. Hannah looks better with Neal."
"Oi, troublesome man. Shino. Who do you two support?"
"Ivy and Scott."
"I don't really care. It's a book."
"You're all free to go, you know."
"Oh, really? See ya then, Kakashi-Sensei."
"Bye!"
"Serene and Skye forever!"
"Screw that, forehead. Ivy and Skye forever!"
Don't ask. And for the record, I support ShikaIno, SasuSaku, NaruHina, and NejiTen. You can choose who says what, it's just easier like this. A bunch of people talking. Easier than Kiba said then Sakura said then Kiba said then Naruto said and so on. Don't take this seriously, though. Some people support different couples.