Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fic. (Unfortuantely)

Author Note: I am a supporter of yaoi and I just did this Fanfic cause I thought it would be funny. XD This story is sorta like my Naruto fic. I thought I'd do it with the Kingdom Hearts guys to see what would happen.

Mansex Hates Yaoi- Talk Show

Welcome back to the only show that finds out what's wrong with Kingdom Hearts Fanfictions containing Yaoi.

With your host, Mansex!

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Xemnas- THE NAME IS XEMNAS!!! DAMMIT!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! (Whispered from backstage: "You're on the air") I am? Uh… I mean… (Clears throat) Today, we have Saix with us to talk about Yaoi in Kingdom Hearts Fanfictions. So, Saix, what do you think about people writing Fanfictions containing Yaoi?

Saix- Well, I think Fanfictions containing Yaoi that are based on Kingdom Hearts are horrid, for the most part. The plots completely diss their character and personality! I believe they're quite inappropriate.

Xemnas- ...And?

Saix- And, what? Was I supposed to say something else?

Xemnas-Yeah! Now aren't you supposed to say 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Saix- Um, but don't I have to disaprove to say, 'And I totally disaprove.'?

Xemnas- Are you saying you APROVE of these fanfictions?!

Saix- Well, they do make me gay...and we're usually a couple. It's not really all that different from the truth, so YES! I totally approve!

Xemnas- Are you saying you ARE gay? And if so then...oh damn...

Saix- Yes and I like you, a LOT.

Xemnas- ...

Saix- You're looking hot today... (Pounce)

Xemnas- Eep! Get OFF of meeeee!

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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed on a count of a VERY Horny Saix.

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Xemnas- And we are back. Heh...Today we're here with Demyx to discuss Zemyx Fanfictions. So, Demyx, how do you feel about people writing Zemyx Fanfictions?

Demyx- Well, uh, I think- WAIT! Did you just say ZE-myx?! I'm paired with Zexion?! Oh. My. Gawd! No. Way! Dreams do come true!

Xemnas- CUUUUUT!

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Xemnas- Today's guest is none other than Xaldin! Sooooo, Xaldy, how do YOU feel about Yaoi related Kingdom Hearts Fanfictions?

Xaldin- So troublesome...

Xemnas- What part do you think is so troublesome?

Xaldin- Oh! Xigbar was HORRIBLE in bed last night! I usually can't walk then next day! Although, he was kinda drunk…

Xemnas-...Dammit! CUT!

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Xemnas- Today Sora's here to talk. So, Sora, How do Xem/Sora Fanfictions affect you?

Sora- Hate 'em.

Xemnas- Why?

Sora- Because! Riku's the ONLY one for me! So back off!

Xemnas- ...Fuck! CUUUT!

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Xemnas- So, Marluxia! Surely YOU disapprove with Yaoi pairings in Kingdom Hearts Fanfictions!

Marluxia- Damn right I do!

Xemnas- Good. Why?

Marluxia- Oh, because they should be Yaoi THREESOMES! Like SaiXemMarl! (Pounce)

Xemnas- DAMMIT! Not again!

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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed again, but this time because of a VERY Horny Marluxia.

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Xemnas- Well, today's guest is Roxas, who should be joining us soon.

Roxas- (Off in distance) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

Xemnas- Oh, that's him, sounds like he's mad at something... Roxas?

Roxas- (Still in distance) Fuck!

Xemnas-...?

Roxas- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, HARDER!!!

Xemnas-...!!!!!!!! FUCK! CUUUT!

Roxas- (Still off in distance) Yeah! Tell Axel that!

Xemnas- I said CUT!

Saix- Xemnas!

Xemnas- Fuck...again...

Saix- You read my mind!!

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We are sorry, but the show has been completely canceled because the rating is now too high to show on public television. Now I must go help Mansex get away from Saix and Marluxia... .

Xemnas- THE NAME IS XEMNAS!!! DAMMIT!!!

And this concludes this episode of Mansex Hates Yaoi-Talk Show.
Xenmas- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU?!!!!!! THE NAME IS XEMNAS!!!!!!

Please review or Mansex here is gonna throw another hissy fit.

Xemnas- THAT'S IT!!! I GIVE UP!!!

Saix- Come here Xemnas! I'm make you feel all better!

Xemnas- OH SHIT!!!! (Runs away)

Please review!