(We see a train moving over a grassy field as Sabrina, played by Emma Watson, glares at MrsSmirt, played by Sarah Jessica Parker, who is reading a book, titled 'Follower of Pan doesn't own anything' as dramatic music plays until Daphne played by squashes her face against the window)

DAPHNE: Hey MrsSmirt, Hey, Hey, MrsSmirt,Hey MrsSmirt, Hey, Hey, MrsSmirt,Hey MrsSmirt, Hey, Hey, MrsSmirt,Hey MrsSmirt, Hey, Hey, MrsSmirt,Hey MrsSmirt, Hey, Hey, MrsSmirt, Hey, MrsSmir-

SMIRT:WHAT?

DAPHNE: Do they have BAGELS in Ferryport Landing? I like bagels. Yummy.

SMIRT:DUH!Why do you always ask that? They have bagels EVERYWHERE!

DAPHNE:...Not on the moon...(Sabrina is acting all moody when they stop and meet Granny and Canis played by Boris Karloff)

GRANNY:Oh well aren't you two the cutest things in the world?(She does that cheek pinching thing)I'm your Granny Relda, and this is Mr. Canis

CANIS:Hrmmph...(Pokes Smirt with a fork he pulls out of his pocket)

GRANNY: Canis, no. No. Well, Lets Go Home!

(Cut-Scene to them all in the car.)

GRANNY/DAPHNE:(singing) IT WAS AN ITSY, BITSY, TEENIE, WEENIE, YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI!

Sabrina/ Canis: GROAN!(Cut-Scene to them all next to the house. Granny unlocks 12 key-locks 7 combinations, and 4 fingerprint scans.)

SABRINA: Paranoid much?

GRANNY:WERE HOME!(Opens Door and Daphne screams like something out of a horror movie when a huge ball of fur and teeth and slobber leaps on her.)

Granny: Elvis, NO! No jumping on relatives!

Daphne: It's a puppy!

Sabrina: Yeah, a puppy big enough to eat you…

Daphne: (Not getting that's a bad thing)I'm edible!

Granny: Welcome Leiblings!

Sabrina: 1, No one knows how to pronounce that, 2, What the What?

Granny: It's German for Sweetheart! You know, because Michael Buckley made me an illegal immigrant from Germany!

Sabrina: Well, that won't offend the entire country of Germany. By the way, why are there so many books here? It looks like the Library went to a bar and got drunk until it barfed.

Daphne: Learning is power!

Sabrina: Be quiet!

Daphne: Silent and Listen are spelled with the same letters!

Granny: Sabrina! Daphne! Canis! Me! Time for food!(Sets out some roast beast)

Daphne: Nutrients help us to work and play!(Sabrina tastes the beast and vomits.)