Disclaimer: We do not own iCarly. 'Cause we don't wanna get sued again.

And Melissa isn't in here 'cause we're not friends anymore. I found out she's a jerk and I hate her. Oh, if you have anything to say about me and Melissa not being friends anymore, just say it in a review. Enjoy!

Me: What goes on, people? We have some awesome people here, today!

Sevina: Yes we do. If you ask me –

Me: No one asked you Sevina. Anyway-

Tyson: I'm Tyson!

Me & Sevina: WE KNOW!

Tyson: (Says weakly) I'm Tyson.

Me: Anyway, I was actually wrong. We have the awesomest person in the world, the rest are ehhhh. Please welcome the awesome Sam Puckett! (Sam comes in)

Sam: What up people?

Me: (eating fried chicken)

Sam: Where'd you get that?

Me: Sevina said if I be good I could have it. But I took it from her.

Sevina: Okay while the two "sisters" catch up I'd like you to meet Freddie, Carly, Mrs. Benson, Spence, and the Gibster! (All come out)

Gibby: Gibby!

Everyone: Oh Gibby.

Me & Sam: Okay we're going to beat up a hobo and get some fried chicken.

Sevina & Carly: Don't get into trouble!

Me & Sam: (walking out the door) No promises! (Door shuts)

Sevina: See what I have to deal with?

Carly: They have to be related or something.

Mrs. Benson: Why are we here anyway?

Spencer: Wow this chapter is so boring!

Sevina: While Beth and Sam beat up a hobo, you crazy fans better send us some reviews. Beth would say "If you don't send us some reviews then we'll come and take your Christmas presents!" She's a Christmas child.

Lady: (yelling) YOU CRAZY KIDS! MOTHER OF MONKEYS!

Sevina & Carly: Well that can't be good.

Sevina: We're going to bail Beth and Sam out of juvy. (All run outside except Tyson)

Tyson: You can ask questions and make them do dares. You can do the same things to us too.

Woman: OH GREAT MORE KIDS! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU KIDS! (Sam and me laughing in the background)

Tyson: I'll go help them. That's it for the beginning chapter! (Runs outside and yells) Beth! You promised that you would stop getting in trouble!

Me: (yelling in the background) I said no promises!