Summary: Emmet gave Edward some fluid that turned him into a dog. The question: Why did Edward drink something that Emmet gave him? Bella finds out and has to live with puppy Edward until Carlisle finds an antidote....Eclipse - Breaking Dawn

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Bella's POV

"C'mon Bella, you know what Alice will do to you if you're late for Guinea Pig Barbie" Edward, my vampire boyfriend said while carrying me over his shoulder down the stairs without effort. We were near his car infront of my house when I finally said sourly "Fine, I know and You know that I can walk right?" He put me down still holding onto my shoulders and said "Yes, but I also know that you can run away"

"But you know that you can always catch me" I said rolling my eyes. Then he suddenly let out a breath taking smile.

"Now where's the fun in that?" it made me angry to think that Edward could just say that picking on me like this was fun. What was I? His toy?

"You're upset, I'm sorry." he said with apologetic eyes. "No. I was just thinking about how you would still be able to catch me even if I were already changed into one of you guys, since you're faster than any vampire in the world." I said as-a-matter-of-factly. He closed his eyes and finally said "Bella, just wait. all you have to do is-" I cut him short. "Marry you" I said as I sighed heavily. "Alright then, let's go" he said smugly.

Edward's POV

As we drove closer to my house I heard someone mixing some fluid in the kitchen, thinking "hee hee hee hee". Must be Emmet. I wonder what he's making?

Well, I did see him checking a website with spells and potions the other day. I thought that it was just some advertisment before he got to the site he wanted to get to. I just hope that it isn't for Bella, and that Bella isn't stupid enough to drink it when Emmet offers it to her when I'm not there. Well, Emmet is stupid enough to spill the fluid before it even gets to anyone. I can only hope.

Emmet's POV

I so did not regret clicking the flashing advertisment about potions while I was about to go to YouTube to check out some of the videos Alice posted while we play truth or dare. The letters were shiny afterall. Shiny........................

My 2 minutes of shiny lala land disappeared when I heard Edward getting near the kitchen. Where was Bella? Could be playing Guinea Pig Barbie with Alice."Emmet, do you mind telling me what the hell you're mixing in that bottle."

"Eddie, my man! Nice of you to stop by my office."

"Don't call me Eddie you over-sized piece of-" That was my cue. I spilled the potion all over Eddie boy's face aimin' for his darn know-it-all's bestfriend mouth.

God, did I hate his mouth he used it say big words like "silverware" or "nostalgic" some I even thought were a different language then he used phrases afterwards to help me understand like "the thing that goes into your mouth after scooping food" then I would be like "ohh". So, as I was saying, after I spilled it all over his mouth, I knew that it worked cause, I could no longer see a know-it-all/smarty-pants Edward, but all I could see was a labrador puppy that had a shade of Eddie boy's bronze hair color. I heard a gasp. Bella was behind him the whole time! Oh yeah, I forgot I'm stupid. Stupid enough to only hear one vampire getting near. So stupid not think that Bella could've gone to the kitchen to get a drink. Afterwards, I heard a growl.

Bella's POV

Oh my fucking word. Edward turned into a dog?! Once again, but now saying it not thinking it..."oh my fucking word! Emmet what did you do?!"

"I turned Edward into a puppy?" he replied, feeling guilty and confused. Knowing that he was as stupid as a 5 year old, he was probably panicing because I was shouting and swearing. Yep, he is sooo a 5 year old. Next thing I know, Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Rosalie, and Jasper were all behind me.

"What did Emmet do now?" Rosalie asked sounding like she was tired of saying what she had just said. "Yeah Bella, what's with all the shouting?" Alice said as if she was annoyed. Instead of telling them what happend, I pointed to the labrador on the floor that was now growling at Emmet. I had to admit, this little Edward was Cuuute.

Edward's POV

OH GOD. NO! THIS COULD NOT BE HAPPENING!

"OH MY GOSH! EDWARD?! YOU ARE SOOOO CUTE! I WANNA DRESS YOU UP!" Alice my annoying sister squeeled.

"Oh my, what do we have here?" Esme asked curiously. "Edward if this is really you please bite Emmet" Carlisle said..."this is amazing", well, I could still read people's minds. Hell yeah, I'd gladly bite Emmet. So I did, not in his buttocks though, that would be disgusting. I went for the Leg.

I wasn't expecting a cry of pain, knowing that vampires won't be able to feel this kind of pain, but I did hear it. Emmet the five year old.

"Wow. Don't worry Edward, son, I'll find an antidote for this. Emmet, show me the website."

EMMET. I WILL GET HIM FOR THIS. I SWEAR I WILL.

"Can I take him home?!" Bella asked excitedly as she interrupted my "must kill emmet" thoughts. Everyone agreed, but before we left, Esme carried me like a baby and was cuddling me to death saying that she would miss me. How long was it going to take for Carlisle to find the antidote? Like I said before, I could only hope.

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