AN: This is set after TLJ, and may contain some spoilers for it. In no way is this supposed to be a serious story.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Star Wars.
It was a normal day on the Super Star Destroyer, with General Hux being a jerk who got nothing done, and stormtroopers mindlessly walking around. In Kylo Ren's quarters, Kylo was slashing stuff with his lightsaber. Why, you ask? Because he was lonely. And angsty.
"Why is this world so cruel?" He cried while blowing up his table.
"Every stormtrooper in the First Order is has no aim, and the one stormtrooper who could aim left the First Order!" He exclaimed.
"This is terrible! The only reason we're beating the resistance is because of my sheer amazingness! And yes, amazingness is a word!"
This went on for about fifteen minutes more, and by the time he was done, the entire room was filled with lightsaber marks. Just then on his holoconputer, an ad came up. It said:
"Is everyone around you an incompetent fool? Are you stuck leading a bunch of people who are bucket heads? Well, if that's true for you, it sounds like you need a vacation!"
This got Kylo's attention.
"A vacation? That's exactly what I need! But.. if I leave, who will be in charge?" Kylo Ren wondered. "Certainly not that fool Hux. Oh! I have an idea!"
TWENTY MINUTES LATER...
Kylo Ren stepped back, and looked at his creation admiringly. It was a puppet of himself.
"Now, if I just leave this here, by the power of unicorns, every thing will magically get done! Now, I can go on my vacation."
Kylo Ren had no idea of the chaos that was about to follow...
AN: I can take this story in a lot of different directions, and I don't know where yet, but I hope it'll be good.
Please review, and tell me what you liked and didn't like about this chapter.