AN: Hello guys, the first chapter of a multi chapter fic

Hope you enjoy it :D

Noah Puckerman was in love, and not the kind of 'love' that only lasts for month and really was just a crush, oh no. He was in head over heels, stare dreamily at them all day kind of love. And that is some serious shit. To make it even worse, other than the fact that him-Puckzilla was in some kind of 'chick flick' sappy love, the person didn't even notice him, let alone like him back. Yes, you heard right, a stud like him has someone who doesn't worship the ground he walks on.

If it was cheerio girl, he could use the old Puckerone charm and woo-lah, the girl would be his. But he had a sneaky suspicion that that kind of thing wouldn't work with the one he had his eye on. They would probably want some fancy dinner, flowers- that sort of shiz.

So knowing that to get the person he loved to notice him was going to take a lot of work, Puck created 14 step plan to help. He would carefully follow this guideline and within a matter of weeks he would have the person he has been dreaming about hand linked with his.

To any other person this seem like a great idea, one that will work- but you see the problem is that this person is known for the ice queen persona and diva attitude.

Did he mention that this person was, in fact, none other than Kurt Hummel- the person he used to torment and though into a dumpster.

Boy this was going to be fun.