Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, and Seamus get up on a stage in front of everyone in Hogwarts. Harry
and Ron wield guitars, Seamus has a bass, Neville stands in front of some keyboards, and Dean gets behind
a Drum kit.

"Thank you Hogwarts!" says Harry to the assembled crowd, in which most the girls are creaming
their heads off. "We are the Fine Young Wizards! And now Ron'd like to sing a little song for you. Take it
Ron!"

Harry and Ron start shredding on their guitars, followed by Dean, then Neville and Seamus. And
Ron starts to sing:

"She does her Charms and she don't know
He's got his fan-club on the phone
She'll do Potions, autographed photos
Are all he gives to her.
And she's got posters on the wall
Of all the witches he wished she was
And he means everything to her

Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's Bulgarian, bad accent
I wish that I could maker her see
She's just the flavor of the week

It's Friday night, she's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill
But he's not there
He's a wizard at Durmstrang
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she's learned all his famous moves

Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's Bulgarian, bad accent
I wish that I could maker her see
She's just the flavor of the week

Yeah
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's Bulgarian, Bulgarian
Bulgarian, Bulgarian

Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's Bulgarian, bad accent
I wish that I could maker her see
She's just the flavor of the week

Yeah she's the flavor of the week
I love Hermione."