18:15 Moonie Pai was a man with love for only his computer. But then, he met the love of his life. LETTUCE MIDIKORIWA. It was love at first sight, screw canon!
18:16 Moonie So, once some Ryou fan tried to kill Lettuce for kissing Ryou (which made Pai very jealous)
18:16 Moonie he asked her to marry him.
18:16 Moonie Lettuce said yes because fangirls told her to, and they had a honeyMOON on the MOON.
18:17 Moonie Lettuce was a very shy girl. But pai was so hot she made out with him instantly
18:17 Moonie canon has nothing on fanfic writers
18:17 Moonie NOTHING
18:18 Moonie Not yet. When the two woke up, lettuce found herself in a hot alien slave outfit
(fanservice for Ki, hooray!) and went to the kitchen to make her Pai-Pai happy
18:20 Moonie Lettuce asked her darling Pai (who seemed to have forgotten the night before, and goggled her for 30 minutes staight) what he wanted to eat.
18:20 Moonie He said to make what was in her hearyt
18:20 Moonie And because Lettuce loved Pai so much, she made pai! Chicken pot pai
18:21 Moonie He gasped. "Does this mean I'm in your heart?" and she proclaimed, "yes! And there are carrots and celery in the pie, too!" ANd pai knew he had picked the right woman
18:23 Moonie Now, lettuce hadn't brought any clothes with her, so pie got her a new wardrobe, every item fanservicey. When she asked where he got the clothes (she disn't mind, though) he said kish had them in storage and probaly would never get to use the outfitsa
18:24 Moonie Lettuce shrugged it off and ignored the fact her wardorbe consisted of bunny outfits and maid uniforms (skimpier then the cafes) that looked like Mikuru's wardrobe
18:26 Moonie Pai loved lettuce dearly and s, one day, they had a picnic on pluto. Sailor Pluto was feeling very depressed of the events of last year that made her a non unoffical senshi, and now was shunned by the outer scouts, and had been delighted when they asked.
18:27 Moonie Pai had brought his computer with him, and Lettuce did not mind. then, dramatically, there was an earthquake!
18:29 Moonie Pai quickly gasped. "A pluto quake! Their highly dangerous, oh noes!'
18:30 Moonie Lettuce was absent mindingly shaking her but in her bunny suit (for the fan boys) when she and pie's computer tumbuled into the ground
18:31 Moonie Pai looked around for one of kish's many super counter parts (Sailor, Mew, Ojamajo, powerpuff girl..) but none were present
18:31 Moonie Pai did what no man should ever do
18:32 Moonie No, not cry. Turn into a female mew! Thanks to his brother, he had now had mew powers
18:33 Moonie So, he dived into the ground and tried to grab his computer and lettuce, but his wife was closer but the laptop was teetering off the edge
18:33 Moonie Of course, lettuce's cleavage was showing. For those damn fanboys
18:35 Moonie Pai swallowed his love for her computer, and grabbed lettuce's hand. Lettuce did not reconisze him.
18:36 Moonie Pie stuttered. 'um, um, um." Lettuce looked widly for the male pie. "Where's my pai-poo?" she shreiked. "That's the thing.." "Your trying to steal my man, aren't you?"
18:36 Moonie "actually.." "GET AWAYS FROM HIM, BIZZNATCH" (oh, btw, Pai's a girl right now, remeber?)
18:37 Moonie Pai walked away akwardly, falling into water (haha, no life on pluto my arse) and suddenly going back to normal
18:38 Moonie Running up to his love, lettuce gasped wsith happyness. "I didn't know you had a haruhi copy right infridged mole!"
18:38 Moonie She smiled, and decided to keep the creepyily dirty comment in her head.