Base on a new reason I read on why Ichihime wont happen. And by far the most asinine. Enjoy.
"I cant believe that basterd would even say something like that." A very furious Ichigo hollered as he entered the apartment he shared with his girlfriend, Orihime. Said girlfriend was walking close behind him, truly worried about her boyfriend's mood.
"Ichigo, you have to calm down." Orihime told him as she finally caught up with him. She had one hand latching onto his elbow as the other stroke it gently to try and calm his nerves. She never like to see him upset, especially from a stupid misunderstanding like this.
Ichigo just shook his head, his infamous scowl deepening and nose actually flaring. He couldn't understand why she wasn't as upset as he was. Of course, she was Orihime, so he could understand. But still, she should at least be a little peeved.
"I just cant. What that guy said to you and too me. AARGH." Whishing there was something close to his feet to kick.
The princess just smile nervously. "It was just an honest mistake. He didn't meant any trouble by it." She hope that would convince him to let it go and forget about the incident.
The distraught teen shook his head, not convince from her reassuring words. "It wasn't bad enough that the guy was hitting on you, but he thought I was your brother. Your brother! I mean, we don't look like siblings, do we?" Dark brown eyes pleading.
"Well," As she started tapping her finger against her chin and her grey eyes looking up to the ceiling in thought. "we do kind of have the same hair color."
"Orihime, your hair is auburn and mines is orange." He debunk her reason. Even a blind man could tell the difference.
"But how about your over protectiveness of me? You sometimes do act like an older brother then." She giggled at a memory of him fussing over her when she got a scrape knee. Very brother like and very cute.
"Any boyfriend would be overprotective if they had a girlfriend who runs into lamp post on a daily basis."
"I do not run into lamp post on a daily basis." She slap his shoulder playfully in protest. "it most likely only twice a week. And besides, it's the aliens' fault that it happens in the first place."
Ichigo couldn't help but smile at the way she look. How her cheeks became all puffed up and pink frustration. How her arms cross over her ample breast as she gave him her most vicious glare she could mustered. All this only made her look more adorable then mad.
"You know, I'm glad we're not siblings, because then I wouldn't be able to do this." And this being his lips meeting her's in a passionate kiss. His strong arms wrapping around her thin waist and closing the distance between each other.
Orihime roped her slim arms around his shoulder, her hand sliding through his orange spike hair. She then opened her mouth a slight to help both of them deepen their kiss.
After a few seconds, Ichigo let go of the soft lips of Orihime's, noticing the look of disappointment in her eyes. Which only made him smile. "I'm really glad we're not siblings." He said before recapturing her lips with his.
Same color equals incest? Isn't fandom wonderful? Lol. Review me with your thoughts. Thanks for the read and have a nice day.