This small fanfic is a funny one. The summary is that Seto Kaiba hated losing to Dartz and decided to battle him again….but using Yo Mama jokes. Who will be the winner? I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did, Dartz wouldn't be a filler villain.
Warning: It may become offensive and the like. Don't like it? Then, please get out while you have the chance.
Two duelists were sitting on the sofa, reading company magazines. One had a white suit and a Blue Eyes White Dragon pin on his coat. The other had a purple suit and had a strange symbol pin on his own coat. Those two were Seto Kaiba and Dartz Paradius. Ever since the whole Orichalcos crazy stuff had ended, the Atlantean returned to atone for the troubles he had caused.
"It has been such a long time since I returned. And I still remember that duel." Dartz sighed, recalling the time when he dueled against Kaiba and Atem.
Seto groaned. "Yes. I cannot believe I had to work with my rival."
"Even so….you lost to me."
"What?!" The CEO look up from his reading material. "You only won because of your seal."
The Atlantean glared at him. "I was corrupt back then. Alright?!"
The two stood there, staring at each other with intense hatred. Soon, Kaiba grinned. "I got an idea. This is sure to determine who is better: a Yo Mama battle. Whoever wins is the toughest man."
Dartz liked the idea. "Fine. But, know that I am over ten-thousand years old with more experience than you. May the games begin."
EPIC YO MAMA BATTLES OF YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
DARTZ!
VS SETO KAIBA!
BEGIN!
Seto Kaiba starts off. "Yo Mama's so poor, she takes the trash IN."
oooooo
Dartz scoffed, bringing out his own. "Yo Mama's so fat, the Seal of Orichalcos couldn't take her soul."
OOooo
Seto Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Really? Yo Mama's so fat, she was the reason Atlantis sank!"
OOOOOHHHH
The Atlantean got offended by it, but refused to give up. "Yo Mama's so ugly, Attila the Hun was afraid of her!"
OOOOOOO
The CEO's eye twitched upon hearing it. "Yo Mama's so stupid, she makes Joey and Tristan look like geniuses."
OH BURN
Dartz growled, having enough of this. "You want to play rough, Kaiba? Then I should do the same. Your Mama's so fat, she made me miss all 5 seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh!"
"THAT'S IT!" Kaiba was mad.
The two started to fight and argue by using Duel Monsters.
A girl with casual clothes was watching them, and then looked at the audience.
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE. EPIC YO MAMA BATTLES OF YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
"Can someone call security to stop them?" The girl tries to get the two to stop fighting, but failing.
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