Truth or Dare, Vampified
I do not own the House of Night series; if I did then Erik would be dead
So just keep reading and hope you don't get dumber by reading this
Chapter 1
Oh yeah, this is gonna be awesome. Ok, so this is how it works, I trap the House of Night characters here, then you guys (and girls) send in truths, dares, and dies. I've got it this time, but in the next few chapters its all you guys (and girls. When I say, "you guys" I mean both. Just gonna be clear for those of you who say "what about the girls?") and if you don't send any in, I'll be forced to use my friends and any random person I ask.
Zoey: what the heck?
Stark: where the hell are we?
Me: my imagined, but now real, game show. And language!
Erik: and who the hell are you?
Me: your worst nightmare, duh
Kramisha: we're lookin' for a name
Me: Twin
Erin: your name is Twin?
Shaunee: someone's taking our names, twin
Erin: I'm sensing that too, twin ( twin=Erin/Shaunee, Twin= me)
(me) Twin: whatever! It's my fanfiction thing!
Erin/Shaunee: whatever
Twin: my show, you play by my rules
Aphrodite: can we just get this thing over with?
Stevie Rae: uh, yeah. With three vampyres-
Darious: four
Nefferet: five
Stevie Rae: - we're gonna have a bit of a problem
Twin: nope, you guys are all human at the moment. When I want to I can make you vamps again. But other then that, you're out of luck
Zoey: dang
Twin: ok, lets get this started
_from- half of twin
Truth- Erik, are you naturally an ass or do you have to work at it?
Dare- Stark, dye your hair pink
Die- Nefferet, to the shark tank bitch!
Johnny B.: violent much?
Kramisha: oh great, you're here too
Twin: I thought you'd like that
Ant:.. what kind of shark is it?
Twin: how should I know? I just know that it's a shark and its killer. So, Erik?
Erik: I have no idea what you're talking about
Twin: you don't, but we do
Erik: whatever!
Zoey: naturally
Twin: agreed
Stark: do I really have to do this?
Twin:…yes
Stark: why?
Twin: cause Johnny B. would like it and Ant would look cute
Stark: still…
Twin: fine! I'll change it! Just gotta be the party killer don'tch ya? Erik, hair dyes in the bathroom
Erik: what? No!
Twin: Yes
Erik: No!
Twin: Yes
Erik: No!
Twin: No!
Erik: Yes!
Twin: Ha!
Erik: Dammit!
Twin: Pwnd! Now go!
Zoey: this should be interesting
Twin: oh yeah. Get your cameras people!
Aphrodite: now, do we get to see Nefferet bitten in half or not?
Stark: my hairs not pink so sure
Twin: hey, my show, I call the shots here.
Stark: so, do we?
Twin: yes! Yay!
Silence
Twin: its awkward being the youngest and the host
Zoey: yeah it kinda is
Darious: it is a little uncomfortable
Twin: and this is coming from the walking mountain
Erin: Shorty's got a point
Shaunee: gotta admit it
Twin: my name is Twin, not Shorty! Shorty is my brother's friend. And I'm taller than her!
Erik: psycho
Aphrodite: Insane
Stevie Rae: bonkers
Kramisha: confused
Johnny B. : cute
Awkward silence while they all look at Johnny B. like he was crazy
Johnny B.: oh come on! Is it really that weird for me to say? She is kinda cute.
Zoey: she is, like an elf (my ears make me look elfish when they poke out from my behind my hair in real life)
Stark: I'm not allowed to say I'm dating Zoey
Erik: nope, I don't see it
Twin: people! I'm the host! So don't talk like I'm not here!
Erin: did you hear something, twin?
Shaunee: I'm not quite sure, twin
Erin: it sounded short and blonde, twin
Shaunee: very true, twin
Erin: oh goddess, we sound like Queen Damien
Damien: is it really so bad?
Shaunee: yes
Erin: yes it is
Twin: guys! Lets just dump Nefferet into the shark tank now
Everyone: ok!
Twin: wait! Erik! Why isn't your hair pink?
Erik: you got the kind that washed out
Twin: Fail!
10 minutes later
Zoey: that was bloody
Erin: twin, I think I'm gonna puke
Shaunee: I'm with ya, twin
Damien: I may never unsee that
Erin: yeah, it was ok before, but when Erik's hair was re-dyed. Wow. I didn't know Twin hated pink that much
Darious: that was …terrifying
Aphrodite: and that's coming from a mountain
Over on the other side of the room
Johnny B.: oh yeah!
Twin: way more fun than I though it'd be
Johnny B.: hey, where's Nefferet?
Twin:…I dunno
Johnny B.: wait, did she jump in? Already?
Twin: dang! We missed it?
Johnny B.: can you revive her?
Twin: yeah why?
Johnny B.: so we could see her get eaten by a shark
Twin: ok, guys! Wanna see Nefferet killed again?
Them not including Johnny B.: No!
Twin: dang
Johnny B.: buzzkills'!
Zoey: can we move on now?
Twin: fine. Kramisha read it please
_From- my friend Kitty!
Truth- Why?
Twin: and that's it
Stark: why what?
Zoey: and who's it for?
Twin: she's lame all right! Didn't give me anything good. This is the best I got from her
Johnny B.: the buzzkill
Twin: I know!
Kramisha: oh well, cant go on
Twin: I have more friends
From- Johnny B.
Truth- Darious, have you always been a mountain?
Dare- Erik, give Twin a chainsaw
Die- Erik's gonna die anyways so…Kalona!
Damien: is he even here?
Twin: maybe
Stark: Cryptic
Kramisha: Johnny B.! Why'd he get to do this? Dammit stupid white boy!
Twin: I didn't have time to ask people!
Kramisha: still, Johnny B.?
Twin: he's way more fun than you guys
Johnny B.: (fist pump!)
Stevie Rae: um, ok. But he's one of the contestants; do you really think its fair to let him?
Twin: my show, my rules
Aphrodite: whatever
Damien: (whispers to Erin and Shaunee) keep her distracted, that way we can stall enough for the chapter to be over.
Twin: I heard that!
Damien: how?
Twin: I was eavesdropping
Erin: damn
Twin: language! Ok, lets get started. Darious?
Darious: I resent that. I admit, I have always been taller than most. But I never been a…mountain as you have been saying
Twin: yeah, you would resent that
Aphrodite: stop picking on him
Twin: ok Mommy. Erik, gimmie that chainsaw
Erik: No!
Twin: why not?
Erik: I kinda want to live
Twin: why? We all hate you
Erik: harsh
Twin: but true
Erik: why do I have to die?
Twin: who said I would kill you?
Erik: so you wont?
Twin: who said I wouldn't
Erik: so you will?
Twin: who said I would?
Johnny B.: I did
Erik: point made
Twin: asshat
Erik: whatever, Aphrodite
Twin:…(menacing glare at Erik)
Erik:(freaked out)
Twin: Gimmie. That. Chainsaw.
Erik: o-ok (hands Twin the chainsaw)
Damien: oh goddess, everyone hide!
3 hours of total destruction later
Damien: and I thought that her pink attack was bad
Twin: yeah you were wrong
Shaunee: Queen Damien! Wrong!
Erin: first time for everything
Twin: hehehe
Johnny B.: so, where's Erik?
Twin: his remains are in the corner
Silence from shock and freaked outness
Johnny B.: sweet
Jack: scary!
Twin: oh, there you are Jack. T thought you wouldn't show
Jack: I'm starting to wish I hadn't
Twin: too late now
Kramisha: ok, can we just get Johnny B's stupidity over with?
Johnny B.: hey!
Zoey: I agree, get it over with
Stark: I don't know how great an idea this is
Twin/Johnny B.: buzzkill
Jack: why? What is it?
Aphrodite: Johnny Bimbo decided that we should ask Darious if he's always been a mountain-which he resented-, dared Erik to give Twin a chainsaw-now his remains are in the corner-, and that we kill Kalona.
Jack: so where's Nefferet?
Aphrodite: Bitch got killed
Jack: oh
Zoey: are you going to revive them?
Twin: maybe
Stark: again, cryptic
Damien: wait, isn't it impossible to-
Twin: Kalona! Come on out!
Damien: really, you should listen to me. Its impossible-
Twin: Kalona!
Damien: -for you to listen to me
Kalona: what do you want?
Twin: something
Kalona: there you are my A-Ya
Twin: I'm Twin
Zoey: my name is Zoey, for the hundredth time
Johnny B.: I'm a dude
A-Ya: he was talking to me
Twin: what the heck!
Johnny B.: you didn't bring her here?
Twin: no
A few minutes later
Johnny B.: weird
Twin: I know
More minutes later
Johnny B.: …whatever
Twin: Wanna go to Starbucks or something?
Johnny B.: sure
Damien: guys, you really should listen-
Twin: anyone gonna come with?
Damien: will I ever get to finish what-?
Twin: I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Review this! I command it! Please? And send in any ideas for what you want them to do for truth, dare, and whoever you want to die. Plus I'll add you in! and if I made spelling errors or how characters act, I don't really want to hear it. My weakness is spelling and…its my story, so…don't tell me what to do unless its for what they do for truth, dare, or die. So...yeah, I'm running low on ideas and my friends' aren't really helping. The only friend I have who could come up with insane ideas lives about an hour away, and its paganpancakes so look at her stories!
Insane and awkwardly awesome,
Half of twin