Mika: LONG TIME NO SEE LOVERLIES! AN FMA STORY! OH MY!!
Riku: We do not claim ownership to the song this chapter was based on nor do we claim ownership of the smexy bishies in this story. Nor do we claim ownership of FMA. Nor do we claim ownership of all the big, juicy c-
Mika: STOP RIGHT THERE! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Riku: What? I was just going to cake…
Mika: Liar…
Riku: ON WITH THE STORY!
Wrong 5 o'clock
"Colonel, I'm going to go somewhere with Havoc, Fury, Hughes, Fallman, Breda, and Riza later tonight. Alright?" Ed asked as he walked into Colonel Mustang's office and sat indignantly on the couch.
"Damn it Full Metal! How many times are you going to go out with them this month?! You rarely have any time left for me! Let alone WORK!" Roy yelled standing up from his desk abruptly.
"Baka Taisa… Well maybe if you weren't always flirting with all those damn women when we go out I would probably enjoy going out with you more often! Stupid perverted Taisa! I'm going. I'll be home later!" Ed screamed angrily as he left the office, Roy screaming after him.
"YOU BETTER BE HOME BY 5 FOR DINNER EDWARD ELRIC!" then whispered quietly to himself, "Ugh… Kids can be a handful… Oops. Better not let Ed know I said that. Back to work!"
Ed was currently sitting on Hughes' lap; his face flushed a cute shade of red, "Y'know… Maes… Youreal cute sometimes y'know?" he slurred as he looked Hughes in the eyes.
"And you're taken Ed. And so am I. Have you seen the latest pictures of my darling Elicia? She's so cute!" Hughes pulled out a large envelope from one of his pockets and began showing off the pictures contained within.
Havoc and Fury were off in a corner somewhere making out will Fallman and Breda were playing a game of cards, drinking a few beers. Riza was trying desperately to avoid all the people running into her by pulling out her gun and pointing it at anyone who came within 5 feet of her. Suddenly the door's burst open and a couple cops came in and slapped handcuffs on Hughes and dragged him out the door.
Ed fell on his ass and looked up dazedly at the now empty seat, "Woah… How'd I get down here…?" he asked confusedly.
The rest of the group continued to do random things such as dancing and playing games until one of them was sober enough to realize Hughes had been dragged to jail. They all drove down to the police station to go pick up their friend. Ed had to pay a smile fine for Hughes. $250 for disturbing the peace.
After that everyone decided to go home.
Ed walked up to the house he and Roy shared and attempted to enter the house but his keys wouldn't fit the lock so he knocked. No one answered. So he knocked again.
"Hey Roy! Let me in damn it!" Ed yelled angrily as he slammed on the door.
The door swung open suddenly, Roy's gloved hand directly in front of Ed's face, about to snap.
"YOU'RE LATE!" He yelled.
Ed looked at his watch and then gazed confusedly at Roy, "No I'm not! It's exactly 5!"
Roy glared down at his short lover, "IN THE MORNING! I TOLD YOU TO BE HOME ON TIME FOR DINNER! 5 PM! NOT AM!!"
"It's not my fault! We were playing games and Hughes got thrown in jail! So we had to go bail him outta jail!" Ed defended himself.
"To late Edward Elric!" Roy's hand quickly flashed in front of Ed's face, his eyes grew wide as…
TBC...
Mika: NEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! CLIFFY OF DOOM!!! I know it was only 1 page long! But I had to! This chapter was based on a song that I absolutely adore! Wrong 5 o'clock by Eric Heatherly! I'm a dork! And proud of it damn it!
Riku: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!! SHE'S NUTS! Oh wait… I can't really talk… I'm even crazier than her:3
Mika and Riku: READ AND REVIEW!!!