Senor Pisspants goes hunting for poon and vampeers

by AsSRape69

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It was getting late and Senor Pisspants (we'll just call him Spic Piss) was out walking and looking for some fresh poon to rape with his abnormally large unibrow. Spic Piss knew the danger. He was friends with him. Carlos Danger, aka Anthony Weiner. They were besties and Spic Piss learned all about how to treat hunies. He found Bella Swan and she had a totally hawt bod. Her giblet hung down from her beak, swinging as she walked. It was muy caliente. Senor Pisspants admired Bella Swan the Turkey as she trotted down the way. The sheen of her feathers gave Pisspants a raging hard-on. Pissy knew that he had to have dat white meat and he remembered what Carlos Weinerpants had told heem about gettin dat fowl pussy. He said, "Give dat kawk a tug and send a dick pic." But Spic Piss knew that this wasn't the way this time. He walked up to Bella. "Gobble gobble," She said. Senor Pisspants immediately creamed his corn. And his penis. "Holy sheet. I has jizzed in my pisspants!" As he was about to clean out his britches by smearing the dick semen onto the unintelligent Turkey, Bella Swan, a vampeer snatched up the Turdkey.

It was Jacob! He looked really hawt and was pantsless! His chode dick flopped about in the sunshine like a soggy teabag. Except that it wasn't as big as a teabag. He sucked the basting out of her thick juicy neck. He then glazed that bird with his perverted vampeer swill. He den pooped out his dick a short while because he had gonorrhea. But Pisspants cummed and saved her wif his poonibrow. The fuzz wrapped up Jacob and raped him up the ass to his death. He died. And was dead from the raping of his ass. It punctured his rectum and killed him. The flow into his body cavity made him live no longer. He was gone. Existed no longer. He was ex-communicated from this world. He was no more. He was a non vampeer. Poop.

Spic Piss went up to his Turkey love. They went to his house and he licked her cooter. He ate out for Thanksgiving this year and it was indeed muy caliente.

But then Senor Pisspants turned into Cedric Diggorpiss because he was actually Edward and killed Harry Pitter because he got Cedick killed by Volderon.