Based on the movie "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!". Love that movie. I also used the town Fraser's Bottom, West Virginia, and the super market Piggly Wiggly. Those all belong to their states and or the movie. And the plot does not belong to me, but it sounded really, REALLY cute with Roxas and Axel. And I don't own them either. Sad, really.

And I know that I haven't put up a lot of fics lately, but that's because I can't think of anything to do! If any of you have an idea for a fic for any Shounen ai paring, please tell me, and I'll write it! I will use any idea i think is good, and I'll give full credit to the person I got it from.

Thank you!

Roxas tucked in his shirt and brushed off the imaginary dust, then huffed and looked forward again, going to head strait into that store and go right into that employee lounge and take that goddamn bagel. He would NOT let Hayner get that last plain, delicious, Einstein's, plain bagel. He would not let Selphie get that double whipped plain cream cheese; he would absolutely not let them get that! No!

He walked in and turned right, entering exactly into the employee right next to the check out stands. He entered and saw that Einstein bagel box standing there, and he smirked, not this time. He wouldn't let them have the bagel this time, not this time.

He walked to it, expecting Selphie to jump out and stop him at the last second, but he actually made it to the box and reach in, grab TWO (count 'em) plain bagels and the large carton of plain TRIPLE whipped plain cream cheese. Was today his good day? Was today his birthday, and he didn't even notice it? He shrugged and walked over to his small work-paid computer and sat down, ripping the bagel into two slices and started spreading the cream cheese.

"Looks like you saw our dear friend's present?" Hayner sauntered in, his hands on his hips, reaching into the bagel box and pulling out a chocolate-chip one with pumpkin cream cheese, "Selph got a raise, she's now going from food-stocker to bagging, go Selphie!"

Hayner smirked and plopped on the rat-eaten couch and ate at his without bothering with breaking his bagel apart. As if on cue, said brunette walked into the employee lounge and dug through her complimentary bagels.

"Gah!" She yelled, digging through it more, she then threw it back on the table, pouting terribly, "I forgot the cinnamon!"

Roxas laughed and stuck his tongue out at her, "well, it's the thought that counts,"

"It's not when you forgot to get the cinnamon!"

Roxas just sighed and booted up the computer, watching Selphie sit down, he propped his feet up on the desk and looked at her, licking his fingers free of cream cheese, "what's the update on the Lion and Wolf?"

"Cloud finally confessed!" Selphie exclaimed loudly, waving her arms around. Roxas sat forward, the bit of bagel nearly falling from his mouth,

"No shit?!"

"No shit!" Selphie yelled back, leaning forward as well, "Leon kissed him for a thousandth time, and finally Cloud said that he liked Leon! Their now boyfriends, finally!"

Roxas sighed and leaned back in his black swivel chair, "finally, I thought I was going to have to kick Cloud strait in the ass,"

Selphie laughed too, and she could hear Hayner sigh at their stupid chatter. She glared at him, and he looked away with a scowl on his lips.

"What is it with you girls?" He remarked, putting a booted-foot up on the table and feeling it wobble, "is other people's lived your only fascination?"

"Yes," Roxas answered, and flicked his middle finger at Hayner, "that's for calling me a girl, you girl,"

"You ARE a girl, you cream cheese loving pansy!" Hayner growled, flipping Roxas off back. They were friends, but they always acted like this.

Roxas started on his second bagel, starting up the Internet, and looking at Selphie, then went to looking at his bagel, and then back to Selph, "what is you favorite bagel, Selph?"

"Personally, I like zucchini, but that's just me," she looked at Roxas, looking at her own pumpkin bagel, "you?"

"Well, it depends on how much you want," Roxas said, taking another bite, checking silently on his slow-ass computer, "if you're looking to only eat one or two bagels, you'd probably eat raisin, or chocolate chip, because they generally have a stronger flavor. But if you're looking to eat more than that, say four or five, you'd want to go for plain, cleaner flavor,"

"Just wait until you discover the pop-tart," Hayner rolled his eyes, leaning on the back of the couch, "You'll finally become a man,"

Roxas rolled his eyes back, wiping his hands off on his pants and looking at the screen, hearing that usual annoying sound of his arch enemy: the internet pop-up. He growled, and was about to close it, when he actually caught sight of what it was.

"OH MY GOD!!!" he yelled, staring at the brightly covered page.

Selph bent over to look, "What?"

"Win a date with Axel Koreen!" Roxas yelled, clicking it and reading it over.

"WHAT!?" Selphie yelled, looking at the screen.

Did I not explain Axel Koreen? Ok, Axel Koreen. He's probably the most famous movie star on this side of the world. He's been in fifty plus movies, weather he's back up or the main star. He's mostly been the main actor, the total heartthrob. Roxas and Selphie went to see all his movies in theater probably twice, both swooning at him. Roxas is strait, don't get me wrong, but he'd TOTALLY be gay for Axel Koreen! Anyone would!

"Ahh, Heaven's just a mouse click away," Hayner groaned and stood up, walking out of the room of stupidity. He closed the door with a slam.

"Mouse click and a hundred buck donation," Roxas said, looking down at the instructions.

Selphie snorted, "Hell, we can raise a hundred bucks,"

Roxas looked at Selphie and glared, both of them knowing that they'd have to choose ONE of them to enter. They glared it down, and then Roxas turned to the screen, finding his cloud with silver lining, "Ha! Read that!"

It, in clear letters, said: Please, no women entries. Axel Koreen is of the gay sexuality.

Roxas cheered and Selphie pouted.

"This will totally get your rep up, Axel!" The silver-haired man exclaimed, taking a bite of his sandwich, looking at his redheaded client, "and if this wont, then nothing will,"

" 'Fund for Save the Whales'?" Axel said, looking at the printed Internet page, "are you sure about this?"

"Yes, if we want Solstice to hire you for that movie part, we want to gain some positive perspective," the other brunette said, and sniffed what he was eating, "so, you want that part or not?"

Axel snorted, but he nodded.

"Then you need to do this, make him breath a little better," the manager, named Riku Young, and the other manager, Sora Hughes said. They both looked at him expectantly, and he sighed.

"I hope to dear god that you made it clearly state that I'm gay," he said, clearing his throat as two women checking him out walked by, "I can't stand women,"

Riku and Sora looked at each other, then looked at him smiling, "they'll announce the winner tomorrow, let's hope you get a super hot hunka' man from L.A., the kind of man that puts the 'sex' in 'sexy'."

Roxas smirked as he watched Hayner level his shot, looking down the weapon of his defeat to the objects of his defeat. Roxas rolled back on his heels and looked away, his hands behind his back.

Hayner reared back to strike the cue balls, and Roxas screamed. Hayner stopped and glared at him, "you're doing that one purpose, stop it,"

"No I'm not," Roxas laughed, and Hayner reared back to take his shot again. Roxas rolled his eyes away.

"Don't mess up," Roxas said, just loud enough for Hayner to hear, "don't mess up. Don't mess up. Don't mess up."

"Are you having fun?" Hayner looked at him out of the corner of his eye, and Roxas was smiling like the Cheshire cat, nodding. Hayner looked back at the pool table, and took his shot. None of the rounded objects went into the nets, and Hayner growled, watching Roxas take his shot and down all the rest of the striped cue balls.

"I win," Roxas said with a devilish smirk, putting the pool stick away and turning back to the bar stools. He walked up to it with a twirl to his step, and sat, waiting for Hayner to sit next to him.

"You know what this means," Roxas said, laughing good-heartedly while looking at his friend, "please, will you get the attention of the bar tender?"

Hayner closed his eyes, clenched his fists, looked away and drew his brows together painfully, "Seifer."

There was a violent crash, and frantic footsteps, and then there was a man standing in front of them. He wore a beanie over his hair, and a long jacket with no sleeves. He leaned on the bar and stared strait at Seifer, "Yes, what is it you want?"

Hayner looked at him, "We'd like another round, please,"

Seifer didn't move, and continued staring, "One day, Hayner. One day you're going to say: 'you, Seifer. You are what I want,'"

"Yeah," he drawled it out, "we'd like the round for now,"

He nodded and walked away, leaving Hayner just sitting there, and Roxas nearly falling off his chair. Roxas stopped laughing eventually, but when he did, he put his hand on Hayner's shoulder and looked at him, "why don't you give that guy a chance?"

Hayner pushed Roxas off and flipped him off, "because I'm not gay,"

Roxas snorted and shrugged, looking back at his now empty beer mug, "I beg to differ,"

"Shut the hell up, Roxas!" Hayner yelled, really wanting to strangle his friend right now. Roxas just continued laughing.

Roxas sighed and got out of the car with Selphie, the girl having come to the bar half way through his and Hayner's visit. She was their designated driver, weather she was there or not.

He looked at his house a while down and squinted, thinking he saw something, but he didn't. He walked through his yard and opened the door to his house, fiddling with his keys. Tomorrow was the day that they were supposed to announce the winner to the 'Win a Date' contest, and Roxas just knew that he didn't win. Millions, upon millions of people entered, and Roxas was one of the millions people that wouldn't get in. One date, one person, and Roxas wasn't going to be that person.

He walked in and looked down at his small moogle: Sparkey. He pat the small cat-ape-thing on the head and walked into his kitchen, hearing Spark follow him. He sighed and walked immediately to the cabinet, reaching and grabbing a can of: "Lucky Cow's Premium Moogle Feed'. Roxas poured it into Spark's bowl and walked to his fridge to get his own source of food.

Nope, nothing. Zip. Nada. He sighed and closed it again, looking around his kitchen, wondering if his stepfather would send any money soon. He barely had enough money with his Piggly Wiggly paycheck to pay for his bills. And the only way he was able to go to the bar with Hayner tonight was because Hayner was paying. Okay, Hayner wasn't EXACTLY paying, but they always played pool to see who was paying. Let's just say that Roxas was REALLY good at pool.

He heard the doorbell wring and wondered who on earth would want to talk to him at this time, so he walked to it slowly and answered it, pulling the door open slowly, having taken his last apple from the fruit bowl and stuck it in his mouth, "hm?"

"Roxas Dorian!" The woman at the door yelled, sticking a microphone under Roxas's nose and putting the other to her ear, "you are the winner of the 'Win a Date with Axel Koreen' Contest, how do you feel?!"

The apple fell from Roxas's teeth and he just stared, then he heard Selphie behind him (he didn't even realize she'd followed him in) scream, and he started screaming too. He wasn't gay, but for Axel…yeah.

He turned to Selphie and took a few deep breaths, putting a hand to his chest, "Is this really happening!??!"

"YEAH!!" She yelled, and she was still jumping up and down.

"Tell me, why are you making me go on a date with an Oakie?" Axel asked, putting on a short-sleeved black shirt, with his hip hugger jeans already on. The room he was in was lined with shoes and other things, all of them belonging to the one and only Axel Koreen.

"He's not an Oakie!" Riku yelled, holding up a jacket to the pants Axel was wearing, "Suit or no suit?"

Sora took his turn, although he was more interested with all the pairs of pants Axel had in a single closet, "His name's Roxas Dorian,"

"Sounds extremely sexy," Axel said, sarcasm lasing his every word. He sighed and ran a hand through his extremely spiky and crazy red hair, "when am I supposed to go pick the guy up?"

"He just arrived from Fraser's Bottom a minute ago," Riku said, saying the city that the boy came from just to see Axel's reaction.

Axel sighed and threw his hands down, "Why are we doing this exactly? I don't want to go out with a guy from a place that sounds like that,"

"Come on, Solstice isn't going to hire you if you don't get any good reputation with the fans," Riku mumbled to himself, and then held up a red sports jacket, with a black tie, "How about this?"

"That's my trademark suit!" Axel said, taking the suit and hugging it close, turning away. Riku just stared at him, almost expecting Axel to yell 'mine!'.

"I can't wear this to a date with a person I'm never going to see again!" Axel said, and looked at it, brushing off the dust he'd created, "come on, I wear this every time I go on the red carpet!"

"Well, give your date the pleasure of seeing you in it," Riku said, taking the suit back and setting it on the small square flat couch in the middle of the room, "Go grab your black slacks,"

Axel grunted and walked over to the pure maple dresser, sighing and going to the bottom drawer, "do I have to communicate with him after the date?"

"No, this can be a one night fling," Riku said, and then slapped Axel on the back roughly, "Come on! You have to go pick him up in thirty minutes! Hurry up, macho!"

The sandy blonde sighed and ran a hand through his hair, looking down at the tux that the hotel had given him. He couldn't believe this, it was like the stupidest of stupid. It was a white tux, and he would have rather gone with black, but it was white. A black undershirt, and he really didn't care that it was black, black brought out his hair color. But it was the red tie! God, he wouldn't have cared if it were the white with the black, but a red tie!? Gees.

He sighed and straitened his cuffs again, then looked at himself in the mirror, he couldn't help but sigh again. He closed his eyes, hoping that this horrible and ugly image would disappear when he opened them again, but when the doorbell rang, he opened his eyes again with a shock. He looked at the door, and hesitantly walked to it, putting his hands on the knob.

Roxas hadn't bothered practicing what he would say, because he knew he'd screw it up. He opened the door with a long swing and saw the man of his dreams standing there with a small smile on his face. Roxas outlined the small blue triangles under the others eyes, because he was too scared to look him right in the eye.

"Wow, you're cute," The actor sounded truly surprised. He went back to smiling and held out his hand to Roxas, and the other finally looked in his eyes. He couldn't help but smile as he was pulled away, mumbling something to himself.

"Foshwa…" he mumbled happily, closing the door behind him.

He didn't even realize he was standing in front of a door until Axel turned to him, a smirk on his face, "you ready?"

"For what?" Roxas asked, but Axel had opened the door before he heard that question, and then flashing lights and huge surges of talking people swarmed Roxas. He almost blinked it off when Axel pulled him through, smiling at the surges of people, still pulling Roxas steadily.

They were in the limo in a matter of minutes, and Roxas just barely sat down when he started to feel dizzy from the lights. He blinked, seeing the dancing lights still in front of his eyes. He shook his head and then looked back at his date, his head swimming. He didn't deal well with crowds.

"So, Axel…I mean Mr. Koreen, or whatever you want me to call you," Roxas blushed and laughed nervously, but inside he couldn't believe he was already making an idiot of himself, "Well, where are we going?"

"A small place downtown," Axel flashed that same smile he'd given everyone else and he tilted his head a little, "you may call me Axel. And your name is…Roxel? Roses?"

"Roxas," He mumbled and laughed, "I'm Roxas,"

"Roxas, that's right," Axel said with a small laugh, making Roxas blush, "so, Roxas, what do you do?"

"I work at a Piggly Wiggly," Roxas said much to proudly when talking to a movie star.

Axel tilted his head to the side, "What?"

"Piggly Wiggly, one of the lower super market chains," Roxas remarked, laughing a little, "I bag and check,"

Axel nodded in that way that made the person he was talking to think he cared. Roxas knew that nod, because Hayner used it all the time when talking to him or Selphie.

"Sorry if I'm boring you," Roxas said, a nervous smile growing, "I'm a boring person, nothing important about me,"

Axel laughed, "Nah, you're better than what I expected from this contest."

"Should I take that as a compliment?" Roxas asked, finally loosening up a little.

"Yeah," Axel said, looking in Roxas's eyes, then he looked quickly back out the window, "Oh, we're here,"

Roxas looked.

They were in such a fancy restaurant. They didn't have anything half this fancy in Fraser's Bottom. Roxas was just lucky to be in this restaurant, nonetheless be here with Axel.

"So, what do you think?" Axel smiled and outstretched his arms, looking around, "quite a place,"

"Total Foshwa," Roxas said as if he didn't just say a totally bogus word. Axel raised an eyebrow,

"Foshwa?"

"Oh," Roxas blushed and smiled hesitantly, "It's something me and my friends say when something is extremely cool,"

"Foshwa…" Axel mumbled to himself, "I like that,"

Roxas looked around and then back at the redhead, "so, you going to be in any more movies, Axel?"

The man looked at him, then sighed, "not having a real good time with that. This big top producer Solstice is taking a deep breath at hiring me for his newest movie,"

Roxas nodded knowingly, "you don't really sound to happy about that,"

"It's not exactly a good thing," Axel snorted, resting his elbow on the back of the chair.

Roxas tilted his head, "well…"

"You have no idea what this is going to do to my ego." Axel snorted again, "no one is going to want to go to my movies if I miss this one,"

"Well, at least your happy, right?" Roxas looked at him with a confused look, "there's no reason to let your ego get in the way of your happiness." He laughed, "I bet you're way to smart to get involved in something that stupid,"

Axel looked at the boy, his eyes searching and his brows drawn together, "you're a strange person,"

"That's what people tell me," Roxas laughed, then caught something out of the corner of his eye. The minute he looked, a male waiter set their food down and walked away swiftly, "wow, that was quick,"

"This place knows how I like my food quick. I'm usually shooting for a movie or something," Axel said, then sighed and looked down at his food, his face twisting in disgust.

"ha," Roxas laughed, smiling a true smile for once, "That's a good one."

"Hm?" Axel asked, his face clearly stating 'what's so funny?'

Roxas frowned and looked away nervously, his fingers fiddling with the napkin, he sighed and looked back up at Axel, "you don't put your job in front of everything, do you?"

Axel hesitated, but he didn't answer, just thought over what the boy just said.

"I thought so," Roxas went back to smiling for real, and then turned back to his food, "ooh, this looks good!"

Axel looked down and just realized that it wasn't the food that he was disgusted at. And it wasn't the sandy-blonde, and that's for sure.

Axel stopped him with a hand on the elbow, just as Roxas was about to get out of the limo.

"Don't I get a goodnight kiss?" Axel said, raising one eyebrow suggestively. He just watched as Roxas thought it over, then the other blushed and sat back down;

"I think you just might," Roxas said, then watched as Axel leaned in a little, and he took this chance to do the same.

Their lips met, and Roxas was sure he felt a spark travel through his body. He was sure that Axel felt one too, because the man backed out with wide eyes. But Roxas couldn't be blushing more, so he scooted out and stood up, "I'll see you on the silver screen, Axel,"

The redhead watched him leave, and then sighed and leaned back, closing the door and looking at the ceiling of the limo. He had no idea what he was getting himself into, but he had a fairly good idea.

Sorry if the fic sucked, I'll update if anyone wants me to.