A/N: -_- I know, I know, you're all gonna kill me for starting another fanfic when I have so many on the go now right? Well, so many people were doing this for other anime...InuYasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, even shows like Camp Lazlo...so I decided to join! Not sure if there is a DC one but there is now! Based on the "Know Your Stars" segment on the old comedy show "All That". :)
Disclaimer: I don't own All That, Detective Conan/Case Closed, or anything to do with Know Your Stars.
Know Your Stars
Chapter 1: Shinichi/Conan
As the camera comes into focus, we can see Conan sitting in a chair in the middle of an empty stage. He looks nervous and confused as a light shines on him.
"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..."
"Huh...who's there?" Conan asked with a small frown, not seeing anyone around.
"He likes to sing and blow bubbles in the shower..."
Conan's face turned a bright shade of red. "I do NOT!"
The voice ignored him and continued on. "While people are suspicious of his true identity, they are mistaken. He is really..."
"No, don't say it!" he pleaded, fearing the voice knew his identity as 'Shinichi'.
"...a girl."
"Nani?" Conan did an anime fall. "I am not! Where do you even get this stupid information from?"
"And he doesn't even like Ran-chan. No, his true love is... Kaito Kid!"
"EH!"
"Now you know Edogawa Conan...who's deeply in love with Kaito Kid, really a girl...oh, and did I mention he sings and blows bubbles in the shower?"
"No, they don't know me at all! And since when do I love Kaito KID? The guy's a creep, and have you looked down here lately? I'm a GUY!"
But the voice was already gone and the lights were beginning to fade. Conan sighed.
"Mou...who was that guy, anyway?"
A/N: XD Ideas for the next chapter are greatly appreciated! Who's next? Why...Mori Kogoro of course! I'm trying to do every single character I've seen so far in the show. And the KID part was for KaiShin fans. :3