Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Prelude: The path to madness.
There was once a nine tailed fox that could eat Pluto's weight in ramen in one sitting but that is not important right now.
The important thing is that the fox was as mad as a hatter and couldn't win in a gambling game to save its live.
Not even against Tsunade of the sannin!
But as any other crazed gambler it was obsessed and couldn't stop itself, which led to it losing a bet against Madara Uchiha and being sealed as a result.
The fox's name was Kyuubi.
Chapter 1: Blackmailing, world conquering, antiheroic and stalking hell spawns in the making.
The birds were chirping, Tora the cat was running away and driving gennin crazy and the sun was rising, much to every human being's annoyance.
With the sun four children in particular rose, with much crumbling and attempts to kill their alarm clocks, because school forgave no one.
They were Hinata Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki, little did they know that that day would change their lives forever.
It started as any ordinary day: get breakfast, go to the Academy and ignore the teachers while pretending to be listening.
These kids all had their certain obsessions that became even stronger that day due to a bulling jerk.
The boy, who was in later years cursed all over the elemental nations as the "responsible one", was a branch Hyūga member that wanted to harm the clan's heiress, not that she was too bad.
Hinata Hyūga had a huge crush on one Naruto Uzumaki. So big in fact that she had made a shrine in his honor in her closet where she kept a voodoo doll of him "in case he ever becomes unfaithful".
He was the only thing that the usually shy girl could speak passionately about.
Unusually next to her was sitting Sakura Haruno.
She was a bi-polar, personality disorder suffering shy little girl known for being book smart and more that a little homicidal when someone went too far.
Near them Sasuke Uchiha sat on his favorite tree.
He was his brother's biggest fan and resident stalker.
He was also the current genius of his class and the one who got the honor of having his own stalkers, I mean fan club.
They all sat near Naruto Uzumaki's swing, it was his and no one else's, and whoever tries to get him to hand it over got pranked, all in all it was his miniature fortress and he wasn't giving it up!
He was obsessed with orange, ramen, silly hats and frogs.
He was also the village pariah for unknown to him reasons.
The evil branch member tiptoed in the clan heiress's direction caring a dung bomb.
He was not stupid enough to actually attack her for real but he could at least scare her this way and get away with it, or so he thought.
As the eight year old tiptoed towards the four six year olds he made the mistake of positioning himself righ behind the swing to throw the dung bomb from there which caused a chain reaction.
Naruto, thinking that it was another "invader", launched at the "armed" boy to drive him away from his "territory".
When Hinata saw that her crush was fighting a branch member she thought that he was defending her and vowed to return the favor by fallowing the blond everywhere.
After the counter attack against the sage of the swing started the branch member couldn't keep the dung bomb in his hand for the swing's protector fought with the strength of a chocolate addict fighting for the last piece of chocolate.
The dung bomb flew in slow motion, a loud and slow NOOOOOOOO was heard throughout the Academy, and then it got stuck in a bird's nest.
Naturally no bird would like a dung bomb in it's nest and started hitting it with his beck.
After seeing this Sasuke paled, how was he going to explain this situation to his mother if he went home smelling like a wet Inuzuka?
He slowly made his way towards the nest and started to try to bribe the bird.
Apparently a sandwich and few compliments weren't enough because the bird somehow managed to detonate the dung bomb right into his face and steal his sandwich!
Down on the ground Sakura watched for a while and blinked few times.
Her watch and blink routine led her to figuring two things: one she was a sadist and enjoyed her classmate's suffering and two she loved chaos.
Giggling to herself she vowed to see more of it even if she had to become a power hungry freak bend on world domination and those three unfortunate souls that had helped her figure this out will help her reach her goal or she'll give them hell.
Well this is for now, I guess.