Green, the sequel.
"There's no one here Hutch."
"So?"
You care to tell me how your hair…"
"No!"
"Aw come on now. If you can't tell your best buddy…"
"I can't. Now get me another beer."
"Only if you tell me how…"
"Never mind, I'll get the beer myself."
"I promise I won't laugh."
"You promised that before, but you still laughed."
"Yeah well, that was because I wasn't prepared."
"You wanna bet?"
"Huh?"
"You said you wouldn't laugh. Wanna bet you will?"
"Okay."
"You sure?"
"'Course I'm sure!"
"Ha! When you laugh you'll do the paperwork for the entire month."
"When? If you mean."
"When."
"If."
"When, if…You laugh, you type."
"Deal!"
"You still got that whisky Huggy gave you for your birthday?"
"You're stalling Hutchinson."
"No I'm not. I need a drink before I tell you."
"That bad uh?"
"Well…."
"Okay, I'll get you a whisky."
"Bring the bottle Starsk."
"Are you sure?"
"Yep."
"Here you are but I warn you, if you get too drunk to tell me about your hair I'm gonna kill you."
"You'd never know then."
"Shut up and start telling."
"How can I tell you with my mouth shut?"
"Tell!"
"It was Abby's new shampoo."