Hi again. Writing a new pairing. Testing out the waters. Review tell me if I'm drowning or not. I don't own this.
Week 4 Pairing Het - Seamus/Lavender
Hogwarts Writing Challenge - Babies
The Daily Weird Prompt Thing: Halloween Edition - Scythe
Pokemon Journey - Nerve, Forbidden
One-Night Stand turns into Pregnancy AU
"I can't believe the nerve of this man." Lavender steamed while she strapped in the stirrups of a Muggle Hospital dealing with the worst of her labor pain. She was at Muggle Hospital due her mother-in-law instance, but she felt like she was in hell instead. While Seamus had spent most of the day in the neonatal unit, practically heaven, watching the adorable cute newborn babies completely forgetting the peril that Lavender considered herself to be in. However, Seamus was in full baby fever mode and was stupid enough to approach this delicate conservation at the most horrible time.
"Seriously, you think that now is the right time to tell me that you want another child?" Lavender said eerily quietly like the calm before the storm.
"Yes. They're so cute; I can't wait for you to have the next one." Seamus man-squealed in the most disturbing manner.
"I have an idea; you can carry the next child and when it's time to give birth I'll use a scythe to extract the baby from you." Lavender screamed out in conjunction with another contraction.
"Why a bloody scythe?" Seamus had the audacity to ask and continue this unnecessary argument.
"So, you can understand and appreciate the pain I'm going through." Lavender said her voice sweetly sarcastic.
"Oh honey, you're doing great," Seamus cheered. His former dorm mates would have been shocked. They had never credited Seamus with huge amounts of intelligence, but even they could have told him that he was being extraordinarily stupid that day. He had just done the worst thing possible to Lavender or any man could do to a pregnant women while she was in labor.
"You're forbidden to talk about babies, plural, forever. Only our baby, singular." Lavender said bluntly laying down the law of the land.
"But I want a Quidditch team," Seamus whined. His dream of being a parent to an all-star Quidditch team was unrealistic. Plus, it was going to die a quick death in one, two, three seconds.
"If I wanted to have an entire Quidditch team, I would have a one night stand with Ron Weasley instead of you." Lavender screeched. Then, Lavender forcibly took Seamus's hand and gave him a dose of the pain she had been feeling all this day.