AN: This is an idea that I had about a two weeks ago when I was rereading the chapter of the manga where Naruto and Sasuke seal Kaguya away. There are so many different ways that I have seen this happen. So I wanted to try a way that, as far as I know, has never been done before. If it has, well then I challenge any and all other who would stake a claim to it to an underwater basket weaving contest.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. You guys happy? The only things I own are the shirt on my back, and the laptop this little train wreck is getting typed on. But if Kishimoto want's to have an arm wrestling match to decide who gets Naruto once and for all, then so be it. But I am not messing with Koshi Tachibana, that man just sends me the wrong vibes.

Age: 17

Height: 166 cm

Weight: 51 kg

Hair/eye color: Blonde/Blue

To the standard observer, a person with these characteristics would be seen as someone who is rather ordinary. Well the people that would think along those lines clearly have never met Naruto Uzumaki. The only thing even close to being ordinary about him was his appearance, and even that was a little out of the ordinary.

The three odd whisker like marks on both of his cheeks threw the ordinary thing even more out the window. Granted the fact the his entire body was encased in a strange looking cloak of orange flames didn't really help with the whole 'looking normal thing'. But hey, he was Naruto f-in Uzumaki.

The problem with being Naruto Uzumaki at this current point in time, is that if you were in fact him. Then you were fucked. Well not entirely, just really really close."Gahhh!" Came a slightly strangled cry from said blonde.

Okay now he was fucked, yep there was no getting away from it. It, in this case, meaning Kaguya. Why would he screwed for getting hit by a woman named Kaguya? Because Kaguya wasn't just a woman, she also just so happened to be a goddess. So now the 'fucked' thing gets put into better context doesn't it?

Why was he fighting(read: getting his ass kicked) a goddess one might ask? Well there was a war, and some crazy people, and some fighting, then a lot of people died, then a different god showed up and killed more people. Then Kaguya came and here we are.

'For some reason I feel like someone just took a crack at over a years worth of manga/anime releases. Meh, it's probably not important.' Naruto would think about breaking the fourth wall later though, as he had to deal with a dimension smashing monster of his own. Thankfully, he wasn't alone.

"Naruto that jutsu, can you still use it?" His teammate and current god fighting partner Sasuke Uchiha jumped down right next to him

"Heck yeah I can, I've practiced this jutsu more than the rasengan. I know I can pull it off." He gained a confident look on his face as he turned towards his slightly emo teammate. He could see that even Sasuke had a look of determination on his face. "If you can make an opening, then I can use 'it' on her for sure. Besides, we need to finish this so we can get back to Sakura-chan and Kakashi sensei" All he got in reply was a simple nod of confirmation. This was all that was needed however, as they both got ready for one final attack.

When they were both ready, Sasuke led the attack. He used the flames of the Amaterasu that came from his Sharingan and aimed them directly at Kaguya. Ordinarily, the flames of the Amaterasu would burn through anything they touch and be impossible to extinguish. But alas, they were fighting a goddess. So flames did little more than provide a momentary distraction, but it was enough.

This little distraction gave Naruto enough time to close the distance between him and Kaguya, and gave him the time needed for the creation of several Kage Bunshin. When the clones were formed they surrounded Kaguya in a circle. 'What does he intend to do? Mother absorbs all chakra, surely they have learned this by now?' , Black Zetsu mused to himself from inside Kaguya's sleeve.

"Alright, try this on for size. Sexy Reverse Harem No Jutsu!" In an instant all of the Naruto clones were replaced by… Well, just use your imagination. To say that Kaguya was surprised was like saying that the bottom of the ocean is only kind of creepy. What both of those things have in common with each other, is that both are massive understatements. In fact, if one were to look closely enough they might even see a small blush forming on her face.

Sasuke just gained a very tired look on his face, he then closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger. Did he know what was coming; yes, yes did. Did he like the idea of trying to use it on an actual goddess; nope, not all. But given the situation he was willing to try anything.

So that's why when he was knocked back by a powerful explosion that sent him flying over 50 meters, he lost all hope. He thought that Naruto had been annihilated, what else could he have thought? Big explosion, really REALLY stupid jutsu. All in all, it seemed like the kind of way Naruto would go out.

But when he looked back at where the two were just moments before the explosion, he was shocked to see that they were both gone.

Moments earlier

"Alright, try this on for size. Sexy Reverse Harem No Jutsu!" Was it the most practical thing ever? Hell no. Did it get the job done? Surprisingly, yes. So that's why when Kaguya was staring at his Henged clones in complete shock, he took his chance. He did something he hadn't done in quite a while(read: a few hours), he charge head on.

It probably would have worked too. Kaguya was still trying to comprehend what in the sam hell had just happened. He was less than 5 meters from her, everything was set up perfect for him to land the finishing blow. Well except that, in his haste, Naruto pulled a Naruto. And somehow managed to trip over the ONLY rock in the entire world that Kaguya had created.

So Naruto ended up flailing his arms around in panic, trying to grasp on to anything in an attempt to prevent himself from tripping. This also did not end well, as he ended up accidentally grabbing onto Kaguya while trying to steady himself. More specifically he ended up grabbing onto her breasts. But it didn't stop there.

Kaguya, who was still partially in a daze from the last attack, reacted by trying to step backwards. This didn't end well for either party however, as Naruto had yet to fully get his balance back. So when she went backwards he went with her, albeit unintentionally. Due to the unexpected weight, Kaguya lost her balance as well. And then gravity took effect on the two combatants.

Kaguya's body followed by her head smacked the ground causing her to locked in place. Then Naruto's head and body landed right on top of Kaguya's, to be more precise he fell in such way that his mouth was positioned perfectly over hers. They both didn't move for a second as they tried to figure out what had just happened. Then Naruto felt a massive surge of power build up between them, and then his vision went dark.

Well, there. I don't how I feel about this, but I will say it was surprisingly easy to write. And that has absolutely nothing to do with the open Naruto manga that is currently sitting on my left side as I type this. Nope not a damn thing.

Till later