Thatz: This is my first story that I've written for a while so be nice.

Ed: Who would want to be nice to you

Thatz: Plenty of people

Ed: Name one

Thatz: Alderyn! Wait where's Roy. No! One of my muses has gone missing.

Ed: He's probably off sulking cuz you turn him into a ten year old. (smiles)

Thatz: And why are you so happy...?

Ed: cuz...

Thatz:Well...anyway...Enjoy!

Chibi Roy EqualsChaos

Roy casually leaned back in his chair, allowing himself to bathe in the warm sunlight pouring in from his office window. Today all he wanted was to be alone and relax. It was his birthday and like hell he was going anywhere near the evil known as paperwork today. But obviously someone didn't want to allow him this freedom...

"Hey colonel bastard I heard it was your birthday!" Ed exclaimed, running into the room with a small item in his hand.The door slammed against the wall from the impact of his entrance and Roy couldn't help but rub his temples in annoyance.

"And who told you this Fullmetal?" The colonel asked in irritation as he slowly brought himself out of his comfortable position in his chair to stare at the boy.

"Lieutenant Colonel Hughes!" Ed exclaimed in excitement. "And I got you a present to celebrate."

"A present?" Roy asked in suspicion. He eyed the present that now lay on his desk wearily then back up at the smiling boy.

"Yeah, a present dumbass."

"Speak up Fullmetal if I can't see you then I might as well be able to hear you." Roy smirked. Ed twitched but didn't speak, nothing would ruin his good mood. Roy's suspicion slowly grew.

"Just open the present." Ed demanded while roughly sliding the box closer to Roy.

"Why is this box not wrapped?" Roy questioned the blonde shrimp.

"Stop stalling and open the box!" Ed seethed.

Roy cautiously moved his hand toward the box and poked it. Seeing as nothing happened to him he picked up the box and slowly opened it. Ed's smile couldn't grow any bigger as he watched the colonel's eyes widen in fear. He saw nothing more as a blinding white light erupted from the small item.

In front of Ed there now stood a small boy that looked around the age of ten or eleven who wore a over-sized military uniform. Ed grinned in victory but his happiness was cut short by Al's sudden arrival.

"Brother I've been looking every- oh no brother please tell me you didn't...You promised you wouldn't use that transmutation circle!" Al screamed at his brother who was now trying to hide the small box behind his back.

"Um...uh...Aw c'mon Al I couldn't resist. Now I'm the one who gets to laugh and joke about height" Ed spoke nervously.

"But you don't know the effects that circle was experimental and he's still taller than you!" Al cried in terror.

"Excuse me but while you freaks are arguing I am still sitting here wondering...WHERE THE HELL AM I!" The boy screamed in rage causing both Ed and Al to grow silent.

Roy: I can't believe I fell for that

Thatz: yes highly stupid move you shouldn't accept gifts from demented blondes.

Ed: I'm not demented! (turns to viewers) review or I'll kill you. Muhahaha!

Thatz: yup demented. I know this chappie was short but believe me it gets better. REVIEW!