Chapter 1:
SakuraxTusanda, SakuraxNaruto, SakuraxIno, SakuraxAnko, SakuraxNeji, SakuraxItachi, SakuraxKiba, SakuraxSasuke by sweep14, SakuraxGaara by ZodiacStarrs, SakuraxOroichmaru? SakuraxPein? SakuraxKyuubi? by Lady Maybelle of Confusion, SakuraxKakashi by MissNatalieMurder, SakuraxLee by Ponadis, SakuraxSasame by Who were the Precursors, SakuraxDeidaraItachiNeji by Clairesa-chan, SakuraxAkatsuki by Kayamie1224, SakuraxSasori by BlackElement7, SakuraxTobi by Gaaraluvababe, SakuraxKarin by tonot
Author's input: Here are some of the pairings I will be talking about. On the side of the parings put who it is by so people will know where I got the parings from. I had no idea that Sakura was paired up with this many people. This is also for all those people who hate Sakura and if you like her then I hope this will be funny enough for you. So here is the story. I hope you like it.
"Hey Naruto who is that girl in the pink hair?" asked his son.
"Oh her," Naruto said looking at the picture of him and his teammates.
"Yeah," his son said egarly.
"You really want to know?" Hinata asked frightened of his answer.
"Yeah," his son said.
"Kenji I don't know. You a bit to young," Naruto said.
"Come on dad. I'm 20. I'm not a month old anymore," Kenji complained.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Let's wait until everyone comes. Then they can help me tell you."
Later on that night most of the people that Naruto and Hinata new came to here sort of big house.
Everyone greeted each other with warm welcom while Kenji was sitting down waiting for everyone to settle down.
"How come your not saying hello to everyone?" Konahamaru asked.
Konahamaru was Kenij's sensai. "I'm waiting for everyone to settle down. Plus it's not like I see them everyday."
"That's ture," Konahamru laughed.
Soon everyone saw that Kenji was siting by himself not saying a word to everyone but his sensai.
"Hey what's wrong Kenji?" Ino asked.
"If you all settled down then I'll tell you," Kenji said irriatated.
An hour later everyone settled down and Naruto spoke up. "I know that you are all wondering why my son isn't saying anything. Well...he," Naruto tried to say.
"I want to know who she is," Kenji snapped bring out a big picture of the pink haired girl out to show everyone.
Everyone screamed as they saw her except Naruto and Hinata. Hinata found a lot of pictures of her all over his house when they moved out of his appartment. She was use to it even though the stories of her wasn't all that great.
"Why the hell would you want to know about her?" Sasuke said hiding behind his chair.
"Yeah," Ino said.
"Well I've seen her pictures a lot and no one has told me. So I want to know," Kenji said.
"Are you sure?" everyone asked.
Kenji just nodded. Everyone's heads turned to Naruto and Hinata. "If he wants to know. Then fine. But I'm not going first."
"I can't believe your going to tourcher our only son," Hinata said sadly.
"MOM I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE. I MOVED OUT OF THE HOSUE LIKE TWO YEARS AGO GET OVER IT!!!!!," Kenji yelled.
"Fine," Orochimaru said from behind them.
Everyone snapped up when they heard this voice.
"What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
"Hey didn't I kill you?" Sasuke asked.
"No I killed him," Itachi's voice said.
Behind Orochimaru Itachi came out.
"WHAT THE-" Sasuke said.
"Were ghost bro," Itachi said folding his arms.
Soon more spirits came. All of the Akasuki's, Pein, and the Kyuubi all came out from the woods.
"Okay," Kenji said.
"I'll go first since I was the first one," Orochimaru grumbled.