Chapter 1: New Relationships

Disclaimer-I own nothing except the concept and the characters, Zalera and Monika. (A.N.-I know it's not Halloween yet, but I wanted to publish this as soon as possible because it's so hilarious. Enjoy!)

*Capsule Corp.*

"HELL NO!" Vegeta screamed from behind his bedroom door.

Goku stood outside the door wearing armor similar to what Nappa wore. "Come on. It's Halloween. You just have to wear it for a couple of hours, then you can take it off."

"GO TO HELL, KAKARROT!"

Two girls walked up. The first had long dark brown hair that went down to her hips. Her bangs completely covered her right eye and a single streak of white went through them."Vegeta, you hard ass, wearing this is a lot harder!"

"YOU'RE DRESSED AS ME!"

The other girl had brown hair that was a little longer than shoulder length that was covering half of her right eye. She wore a dark purple dress and a black witch's hat."Please, Veggie-kun."

Vegeta walked out wearing his black spandex, white gloves and boots, a collar with a small bell, a black tail, and cat ears on his head. "Fine, Zalera,*" he said irritably, "Only 'cause you asked. MONIKA!** NOT A WORD!" He was very mad and didn't want any lip from her.

Zalera clapped her hands together. "AWWW! You look so cute!" She had a loving grin on her face.

Monika and Goku pointed and laughed, "AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" They were laughing so much that they began to cry. Vegeta crossed his arms over his chest and drifted off into a daydream.

~*Vegeta's Daydream*~

Vegeta rode his motorcycle down the long country road. He was wearing jeans, black boots, a white T-shirt, and black leather jacket. Goku was lying unconscious in the middle of Vegeta's path and he didn't care. He kept riding and sliced Goku right in half.

~*Real World*~

"KAMI! I wish I could do that."

Goku and Monika walked to the front door. "Come on 'Kitty.' Let's go," Monika taunted.

Zalera tugged on Vegeta's arm. "Let's go!"

Vegeta sighed angrily. "Fuck this."


(A.N.-This was not written by me, my friend wrote it, although we did brainstorm together. All the chapters will be about this length, or a little bit longer, but I will update frequently. Please review!)

*Zalera- Yes, that is me. And, yes, I am in love with Vegeta. In this story, he has left Bulma for me, but Trunks and Bulla were still born.

**Monika-She is my friend who wrote the story. In this story she also had Goku leave Chi-Chi for her, but Gohan and Goten were still born.