Wave angel: yeah...this is the kind of crazy stuff my mind comes up with when I have nothing to do. It may/ may not be a one-shot. But it's two things, since the first is really short. I hope people like.
I OWN NOTHING!!!
Scenes that never made it into the manga
Yamanato explains the element things to Naruto
Naruto had finally semi-perfected his uber-cool super-rasengan.
"yes!" he yelled, fist-pumping the air, "now I have a jutsu that will match Sasuke's!!"
"Yes, yes," Yamanato replied, "very good. But it will only work against his lightning moves."
"What?!" Naruto almost fell over, "I thought it would be equal to any!"
"Not to flame, that's how the elements work. Air beats Electricity; electricity beats earth, earth beats water; water beats fire, and fire beats air. Fire needs air to burn, so just gets stronger when air techniques are used against it. For example, if you were to use rasengan, and he used a fire jutsu, you'd just make the fire stronger. You'd need water to beat a fire technique."
"Omg! It's true," Naruto sat down, eyes wide, "me and Sasuke are completely compatible."
"Well, yeah, only your super-rasengan can beat his super-chidori."
"No! That's not what I meant! I'm the only thing that makes him stronger, the love tester was right!!"
Yamanato was confused, "love tester?"
Naruto pulled out his mobile phone, and held it up to Yamanato so he could see the screen.
Uzumaki Naruto LOVES Uchicha Sasuke.....98%
"See! That's 20% more than Sakura! And 50% more than Ino!!" Naruto sobbed, "We're meant to be together!"
Yamanato sighed; it was going to be a long day.
Hinata's confession to Naruto (how I think it should have happened)
The ramen shop was full, the lights dimmer than usual, as night fell. Tonight was Show-night; the only night when people could get up and do their thing (if it was acceptable, they had to ask first...around a day in advance) and it always drew a big crowd. In the backstage area (aka. The toilets) Hinata was getting ready for her song, with a little help from Sakura and Ino.
"I-I'm not s-sure t-this is a g-good idea." She stammered nervously as they held up the outfit she'd be wearing that night.
"Don't be silly," Ino told her, "if he doesn't admit he likes you after this then I'll shave my head!"
"B-but I c-can't even t-talk to h-him!" Hinata squeaked, "h-how am I g-going t-to sing and d-dance in f-front of h-him?!"
Ino and Sakura exchanged a look. Sakura's said: Time for plan C? Ino's said: Yes, let's just do it and hope she falls for it. They nodded at each other.
"Hinata?" Sakura asked sweetly, pulling out a small bottle of gold coloured liquid from her bag, "this is liquid confidence," she told the shy Hyuuga, "it will give you an instant confidence boost."
"I-it will?" Hinata asked dubiously
"Yes." The other two girls nodded.
"O-okay." Hinata said, then took the bottle from Sakura, opened it and drank.
"Well? How do you feel?" Ino asked her.
"I d-don't feel any d-different," Hinata stuttered, "d-do I l-look any d-different?"
"It takes a while to take effect." Sakura told her, "how about I and Ino fix your hair while we wait?"
"O-okay." Hinata nodded, and sat back.
She watched in the mirror as the other girls brushed and sorted out her hair. Sorta soothed by their brushing and messing with her hair, she started to calm down. Until she felt incredibly ready for her show-piece. Finally, her hair was finished, and she slipped into her tight outfit.
Giving a wide, confident grin, she twirled.
"How do I look?"
"Hinata, even if Naruto doesn't literally fall at your feet, several other guys will." Ino said, amazed at the transformation.
Hinata grinned again, "okay, I'm ready, let's get out there!!"
~oOo~
In the ramen shop, sat at a table right next to the stage, Naruto was enjoying a sneaky bottle of sake. Also at his table were Neji, Kiba, Shikamaru and Lee.
"Who's first up?" Kiba asked.
"Meh, dunno." Shikamaru said, leaning back in his chair and lighting a cigarette.
Kiba frowned at the dark, pineapple haired boy, "so check and see, you've got the schedule!"
Shikamaru blew out a smoke ring and opened an eye lazily, "meh, CBA." He took another drag.
"Why the hell not?" Kiba snorted.
"Too troublesome." Shikamaru blew a smoke ring in Kiba's face.
"Dude, that's gross, I don't want your second-hand smoke!" Kiba coughed as he moved back.
"Shikamaru, I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here," Lee pointed out, "isn't there a most youthful law against smoking in public buildings?"
"Lee?"
"Yes?"
"Shaddup, you're being troublesome."
Lee frowned at the other boy and opened his mouth, about to lecture him on youthfulness, and how cigarettes could take it away from you, when Naruto and Neji punched him.
"Shh! The shows about to start!" Naruto hissed.
The house-lights went down. The stage lit up. And on walked Ino, Sakura and Hinata.
All three girls were wearing extremely short, revealing lady-gaga-style outfits.
All of the boys' jaws had dropped when Ino and Sakura had walked on. But when Hinata walked on Neji actually fell off his seat in shock, and did something more like his normally shy cousin. He fainted.
No one else really noticed this. They were all staring at the girls on stage. Naruto was staring at one girl in particular.
Hinata walked up to the front of the stage, bent her knees, winked at Naruto and blew him a kiss, making Neji faint again in shock(he'd just come around), before turning and walking back to Ino and Sakura.
"three...two...one..." she counted under her breath, then the music started and she turned around and sang (you'll have to insert the dance moves yourselves, but if you've seen the video then the dance moves are as close to that as can be, I'm just no good at describing them, sorry!).
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want you leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
all your love is revenge
you and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love, uhh
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my room
When your baby is sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
('Cause I'm a freak bitch, baby!)
I want it bad
your bad romance
I want your loving
and I want your revenge
you and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
all your love is revenge
you and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
I'm a freak bitch baby
I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(I don't wanna be friends)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
(I don't wanna be friends)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
I want your loving
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance."
Hinata posed. Then turned to Naruto,
"Naruto, you gonna take me to the cinema tomorrow?"
Naruto couldn't speak; he was having a mental nosebleed. He just nodded.
"cool." She said, and then walked backstage.
"Whoa. Hinata!" Ino hi-fived the normally shy Hyuuga, "that was awesome!!"
"Yeah?" Hinata asked, "I didn't feel shy at all!" realisation dawned on her, "omg. Sakura! I need some more for my date with Naruto tomorrow!"
"Hinata, there's no such thing as liquid confidence," Sakura admitted, "it was just golden syrup dissolved in water, the confidence was yours."
Hinata froze. Then paled.
"OMG. Neji was out there. He's gonna kill me. Or Naruto! Or-" she fainted.
Ino and Sakura looked at her. Then Ino looked up,
"Are you sure it was a good idea to tell her?"
"Not anymore." Sakura shook her head sadly.
Wave angel: ta-da, I hopes you liked it. if anyone has any ideas I'm open to them, but don't feel pressured, you don't have to. Also, reviews are extremely welcome.